Vince Neil weds (MC Hammer officiated) only one mysterious injury

[underpants]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/eo/15678

F-bomb dropping and law-affronting rocker Vince Neil (news) showed his softer side when he wed girlfriend Lia Gerardini in an emotional Las Vegas ceremony on Sunday.

The Motley Crew frontman's Surreal Life castmate M.C. Hammer officiated over the ceremony, proclaiming, "It's Hammer Time!" as he escorted Neil down the aisle, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.


Guests including Neil's bandmates Nikki Sixx (news) and Tommy Lee (news), Dennis Rodman and Playboy playmate and Surreal Life castmate Brande Roderick looked on as the twosome swapped vows.


Unfortunately, producer Randy Kubota, who was to have served as Neil's best man, was involved in a mysterious accident before the wedding and was hospitalized with serious injuries.


He was discovered in a drainage ditch near the Las Vegas Beltway, having apparently been pushed from a car after leaving a party at Neil's house Friday.

[matcom]

1. a picture of the happy couple

[underpants]

2. They're nice

but not of this world



Neil seems to have married a Ferengi with big fake boobs.

[matcom]

3. your talking about her lips right?

RIGHT??

[chelsea0011]

4. What is it about rockers and fake boobs?

[matcom]

5. Vince Neil has fake BOOBS?

[chelsea0011]

6. That's the skinny

[Ian David]

10. Are you sure that's Vince Neil?

I think that's actually a picture of Bobcat Goldthwaite.

[underpants]

7. Well when you live in strip clubs............

that is the fake boob's natural habitat....that and PTA meetings

[Ilsa]

8. So that's the deal...

starve yourself until you look like a refugee but get DDs implanted. How very unnatural looking.

[underpants]

9. YES!!

Exactly