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chicagojoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:00 AM
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When the "Rapture" happens, can I be President?
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Seldona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:04 AM
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1. You mean you won't be flying off into the sunset?
Sure, you have my vote. I KNOW I won't be going.
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renaissanceguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:07 AM
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2. Sure, if the Diebold employees are raptured too.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:14 AM
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3. sure you be president,can i have a job ?
just a minor cabinet post like head of homeland insecurity or minister of candy and junk food.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:20 AM
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4. Assuming Shrub will be raptured, of course
:)
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greyfox Donating Member (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:07 AM
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9. He better get right....
or he sure won't be going...
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:39 AM
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5. Yeah, but I get to be the Supreme Being of the Universe.
:D

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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:59 AM
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6. My all-time favorite bumper sticker
Come The Rapture...
Can I Have Your Car?
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:20 AM
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14. It's on my car!
I haven't gotten many reactions yet.
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:55 AM
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17. My bumper sticker (for which I'm sure to be rear-ended)
"Christian Democrats practice what they preach"
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:00 AM
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7. But Bush will still be here! (I don't think the antichrist raptures)
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greyfox Donating Member (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:09 AM
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10. Again I say....
the Shrub is NOT the anti-Christ -- the anti-Christ will be smart and smooth and intellectual and cool... not a sissy wearing boots!!!
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:38 AM
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11. "But... but...."
... You just described ME!!! AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wow:
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greyfox Donating Member (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:44 AM
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19. Cool....
maybe YOU is the anti-Christ.. ya think?
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greyfox Donating Member (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:06 AM
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8. Yep, you can be....
anything you like -- for a very little while...
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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:47 AM
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12. But aren't we already IN the "Rapture" ????
I mean - how could it possibly get any worse ???
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:18 AM
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13. Haven't you learned by now
never to ask that? :spank:
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:29 AM
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15. But they're supposed to DISAPPEAR
Which would be cool, because then we'll win Florida for sure in 2008.
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:43 AM
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16. That's true. nt
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:56 AM
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18. You are republican lite.
Sorry :hi:
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chicagojoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:56 PM
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20. What makes me republican lite ?
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:37 PM
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21. Just teasing
:P
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chicagojoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 03:30 AM
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22. ok
sorry--just hate being mistaken for the enemy.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 03:51 AM
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23. You mean the rapture Blondie sang about?
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 04:03 AM
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24. no. bush will still be here.
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