I'm Edmund Muskie, Ask Me Anything

[JohnKleeb]

[BurtWorm]

1. I was sorry to hear your wife died, Ed.

What was her name?

[JohnKleeb]

2. Jane

[jellybelly]

3. who are you?

[JohnKleeb]

4. Why I was Humphrey's VP pick in 1968 and Nixon's dirty tricks ruined me

in '72 and damnit I would have bene the first Polish-American president.

[jellybelly]

5. whatever...

[JohnKleeb]

6. Do you know who Hubert Humphrey was?

[jellybelly]

9. I said 'whatever'

which means I don't know anything about everything.

[JohnKleeb]

12. ahh ok

[Lenape85]

27. Hubert Humphrey, wasn't he assassinated

[JohnKleeb]

30. No that was Bobby Kennedy, Jerry

[Lenape85]

31. IT'S ON, BITCH

[JohnKleeb]

32. Oh fuck you, I could get your ass, I am a year younger

[Lenape85]

33. "SUCKERPUNCHES MUSKIE-BREATH"

[JohnKleeb]

35. Hits Ford in the head where his football injury was substained

[Lenape85]

37. "OW, TWISTS MUSKIE'S ARM OFF"

[JohnKleeb]

39. *Clasps Ford's head off* now yer dead jerry and you have no gameshark

to use cheats.

[Lenape85]

42. "GERALD FORD'S HEAD COMES UP AND BITES YOUR DICK OFF"

[JohnKleeb]

43. youre dead

[Lenape85]

45. IF YOU COULD COME BACK TO LIFE, THEN I CAN TOO

YOU WERE DEAD IN 19-FUCKING-85

[JohnKleeb]

46. 19 fuckin 96 biatch

[Lenape85]

47. SAWS YOU IN HALF LIKE KENNY SAWED KYLE ON SOUTH PARK'S FIRST HALLOWEEN

[JohnKleeb]

49. *throws Ford on thingie like Satan did to Saddam*

[Lenape85]

53. "THROWS BOULDER ON MUSKIE-BOY, SMASHES HIM TO PIECES

[JohnKleeb]

56. *sells ford to his true father thus making Jerry beat up and molested*

[Lenape85]

59. "BREAKS MUSKIE'S SLUTTY WIFE IN HALF"

[JohnKleeb]

60. *gives Jerry's wife alcohol*

[Lenape85]

64. EATS YOUR WIFE'S REMAINS

[JohnKleeb]

66. Dude sick!

[Lenape85]

68. EATS MUSKIE'S PANCREAS

[JohnKleeb]

70. Whats up with the cannibalism Jerry?

[Lenape85]

71. "HOW SHOULD I KNOW, MY MIND IS ONE WITH SATAN"

[RadicalMom]

54. "SURRENDER DOROTHY" ?

[Lenape85]

57. "NO, YOU ARE THE GIRL, MILHOUS"

[RadicalMom]

61. "PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

[Lenape85]

63. "RIPS YOUR HEAD OFF"

[RadicalMom]

67. (Head detaches easily) Head says, "I cast you out in the name of Dan

Quayle.

[Lenape85]

79. WASN'T DAN QUAYLE BILL CARTER'S VEEP

He's really smart

[Lenape85]

7. Aren't you supposed to be dead

Get back in the grave

[JohnKleeb]

11. shut up Ford

[Lenape85]

13. Well, I got to be president, and you did not, nyah nyah

[JohnKleeb]

15. only because Nixon and Agnew were crooked

[Lenape85]

20. At least I am not a crybaby who nobody remembers

I am the greatest president of all time, just consult your history books.

[JohnKleeb]

21. and you did what?

At least Squeaky Fromme didn't try to kill me.

[Lenape85]

22. Who the fudge is Squeaky Fromme

[JohnKleeb]

23. She tried to shoot you, remember

[Lenape85]

25. I'm not a deer, you are a muskie, muskies are caught by fishing poles

[JohnKleeb]

29. I dont know what you did to upset the manson family Jerry

[Lenape85]

34. "RIPS OFF YOUR CLOTHING AND KICKS YOU IN THE GROIN"

[JohnKleeb]

36. *blasts punk music and hits Ford in the chest*

[Lenape85]

38. "PERFORMS FULL NELSON ON MUSKIE-BREATH"

[JohnKleeb]

40. *gouges out Fords' eyes*

[Lenape85]

41. "CHOPS OFF MUSKIE'S BIG JEWISH NOSE"

[JohnKleeb]

44. Jewish?

[Lenape85]

48. YES, YOUR NAME IS WEIRD, BITCH

[JohnKleeb]

50. I am Polish, bitch

[Lenape85]

51. AREN'T POLLOCKS JEWISH

[JohnKleeb]

52. Yeah some are

but I am catholic you fucker.

[Lenape85]

55. WASN'T KERRY ONE OF THEM JEWS TURNED CATHOLIC

[JohnKleeb]

58. His dad's dad was I think

What, you got a problem with that Jerry?

[Lenape85]

62. "THIS IS A CHRISTIAN NATION, NO PAGANS kicks Muskie in the nuts"

[JohnKleeb]

65. Catholics were Christians before your Protestant ass

[Lenape85]

69. NO, THEY WEREN'T ADAM AND EVE WERE PROTESTANTS, MARY-WORSHIPPER

[JohnKleeb]

72. bullshit

[Lenape85]

75. "STABS YOU WITH A MACHETE"

[JohnKleeb]

76. *Gets the pope to do an exorcism on Ford*

[Lenape85]

78. "YOUR WITCHCRAFT WON'T WORK ON ME"

[JohnKleeb]

80. Gets ford committed to a psychiatric hospital

[Lenape85]

82. HEY, MY WIFE OWNS A PSYCHOLOGICAL HOSPITAL

GIVES MUSKIE FORTY WHACKS WITH MY TRUSTY AX

[JohnKleeb]

83. Jerry thinks hes Lizzie Borden now

*Hires Squeaky Fromme to kill Jerry*

[Lenape85]

85. SQUEEZIE IS MARTHA'S PRISON BITCH NOW, MUSKIE-BREATH

[JohnKleeb]

87. Which means she can escape

[RadicalMom]

84. "Get thee to a nunnery," he said.

[hfojvt]

8. when is your birthday? n/t

[JohnKleeb]

10. March 28

[hfojvt]

17. same as mine and Reba's

only you are lots older

[JohnKleeb]

18. neat

[jdots]

14. Edmond are there copys of your great speech ?

When you were trashed by the bastard wingers you gave a speech that summed up what had happened to our democracy way back then and it made alot of people cry.You are a good man and a great American.

[JohnKleeb]

16. I dont know

[hfojvt]

19. they did not cry

it was only melting snowflakes

[DemOverseas]

24. Do you

recall the name of the newspaper you delivered as a kid?

[Lenape85]

26. He doesn't remember, he has Alzheimers

[JohnKleeb]

28. I dont

[DemOverseas]

90. WATERVILLE MORNING SENTINEL

You delivered it to my grandparents house in the snow, wind and hail.......every weekday morning. And you went to war with my Dad. When you came home from the war you used the military bill for education to get your law degree and purchased a small house in Waterville.
Get your act together!

[jellybelly]

73. before I leave...

Best Fucking Thread

[JohnKleeb]

74. Hah, Ford is so nuts

[Lenape85]

77. this should be archived

[JohnKleeb]

81. ya bookmark it

[JohnKleeb]

86. I am off to bed

[Lenape85]

88. (goes from Ford to Lenape85) goodnight

[JohnKleeb]

89. good night

[GreenPartyVoter]

91. Why did you not help my grandfather patent his water cleaning device

when you had a chance, and let Exxon steal it out from under him?

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[Feathered Fish]

92. What did you really think of Hunter S.?

[MaineDem]

93. I hope I'm missing something obvious but

this thread is tremendously disrespectful and in poor taste. Especially since Jane Muskie was just buried last week.