Can you get mad cow disease from twinkies?

[Jesus H. Christ]

It's got beef fat in them you know.

And cow brains are, like, 95% fat.

So maybe it's a possibility.

But then, given the Great Cow Brain Surplus of 1947, maybe they made one big batch of goo before Mad Cow came along and have been using the same one ever since.

[Deja Q]

1. No, but you gotta be careful with twinks...

[BrotherBuzz]

2. incubation period of Mad Cow is ten years

shelf life of a twinkie is forty years...food for thought