I'd practically kill for a piece of dark chocolate right now.

[yvr girl]

Can anyone help me out?

[Left Is Write]

1. I could try, but I don't think it faxes very well.

[yvr girl]

6. That's just silly

You should email it. Send it as an attachment.

[Left Is Write]

16. What if it has a virus?

Are you desperate enough for virus-laden chocolate?

[yvr girl]

20. I have a program to scan for viruses

And, yes - I am.

[Left Is Write]

21. Okay, then. I'll see what I can do.

[GOPisEvil]

2. I have Lindt dark chocolate in the 'fridge.

It's technically Mike's, but he's not allowed to have chocolate. So, it's all yours.

[yvr girl]

7. Has he been bad?

Or are you just a really strict roomie?

[GOPisEvil]

9. Doctor's orders.

He is supposed to avoid chocolate, caffiene and alcohol.

[yvr girl]

11. Man, you might as well kill him

That leaves only one of life's great pleasures....bubble baths.

[GOPisEvil]

12. I don't keep that close of tab on him.

However, I suspect he is a shower kinda guy.

There is one more pleasure, but he's cutting back on that, too. :smoke:

[yvr girl]

24. There is another pleasure.....but

I haven't seen a smilie for it.

[GOPisEvil]

25. Oh, you haven't looked hard enough.

[yvr girl]

27. I've never looked at all

I just use the DU approved smilies.

[GOPisEvil]

28. Oh, I'm going off the reservation with my smilies.

I'm so bad. :spank:

[yvr girl]

30. Yes, you are

:spank:

[cookies7]

15. Why?

Is his Dr. trying to kill him? Man, that's a strict diet.:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

18. It's temporary.

My roomie had a slight medical issue over the weekend.

[cookies7]

19. Ouch!

I know...All the good things are bad for you.

[democracyindanger]

3. I just happen to have some dark chocolate right here

but 'practically' isn't good enough.

[yvr girl]

10. Oh, c'mon

don't tease me.

[Poiuyt]

4. I just had 3 pieces of Dove dark chocolate

The taste is still in my mouth.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Did you know that dark chocolate is good for you? It has some of the same chemicals that are in red wine. Good for the heart.

[yvr girl]

14. I have red wine, but I WANT chocolate

It's for medicinal purposes though - ya, right.

[cookies7]

17. Ture

But not the sugar that goes into a Milky Way Dark. Omg that sounds so good. Screw the calories, and screw the fat content. Ok I'm going to eat one right now. I'll sacrifice and do it for you.

[Jesus H. Christ]

5. Here you go.

Note: be careful when you google "chocolate"

[yvr girl]

13. We have a photo place in Canada called 'Blacks'

I took a guess at their URL (blacks.com) I was so wrong.

[miss_kitty]

8. I forgot to buy the

Paul Newman Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups today.

[RC]

22. I have 9 - 4.5 oz bars of Cadbury's Royal Dark Mint

and a still so far unopened Hershey's special Dark chocolate bar.

When ya comin over?

[yvr girl]

26. I'm so torn

Not a big mint person...but it is Cadbury's. On the other hand...Hershey's...it is American chocolate which almost doesn't count...but it is chocolate...almost.

Can you offer me liquor too?

[RC]

38. Oh, good. Someone who knows theirs their Chocolate.

That was for the Guests. For that special person I have this secret stash of smooooth, dark, melt in your mouth..... Ambrosia....
I only share with certain special people.... Sex takes a back seat here.

[yvr girl]

39. Does this mean I get to sample your secret stash?

Who knows what I might do for chocolate.

[sendero]

23. Dark Chocolate..

.... along with citrus, sex, and beer - are proof God exists :)

[WMliberal]

29. voila

[bettyellen]

31. i've got a special brownie for you.......

[yvr girl]

32. Baby, where have you been?

Every day I show up - wanting to play - and you are no where.

[bettyellen]

34. oh sweetie, it's about three long stories...one of which is

snoozing on my couch right now. super yikes. i am a bit of a vagabond because my poor ex is still licking his wounds from the new years dump.....but if he gives me another week i swear, i'm getting out the salt. i have fewer excuses to be away and more shit i need to do here at home by the day.
so much for being grown up about things. i have only nasty childish thoughts at this late hour. i want to dump something on his head.
fuck, he looks so innocent when he's asleep. not good.

[yvr girl]

35. For a sweet thing such as myself, I am startlingly good at plotting

nefarious deeds. Let's start simple - do you have a permanent felt marker?

[yellowdogintexas]

33. I have Central Market "Organic" chocolate truffles sitting on my

kitchen table. SERIOUSLY DARK and with just a hint of sugar. so rich you can only eat one, maybe two max

[donheld]

36. I googled chocolate and liked what i got

[yvr girl]

37. I'm in love

What a cutie.

[tjwmason]

40. Green and Black's

It's organic, fair-trade, and tastes like a little portion of heaven on earth.

http://www.greenandblacks.com

It's a U.K. company, but their site says that it's widely available in the U.S.

[ebayfool]

41. Choklit bunny?

[KT2000]

42. idea for a business

home delivery of chocolate for moments like this.
Sometimes it's a real emergency and I'm not kidding.

[Solly Mack]

43. I'll send you Italian dark chocolate truffles....... and a list

:)

[RebelOne]

44. I have some Hershey's dark chocolate.

You are welcome to some if you can make to Georgia.