This Is My Last Night In This Country

[matcom]

FOR A WHOLE 10 DAYS!! :bounce:

yes friends, its Matcom's annual trip to MEXICO!! :D

you've seen/heard it all before.

tomorrow morning i'll post my annual "I'm leaving DU" thread that will SHOCK everyone!

you all will FRANTICALLY click on that post, hoping against all hope that it isn't REALLY true! then, you'll read that its just a temporary situation and sigh a HUGE sigh of relief, knowing that yes, i'll be back ;)

so. what should i do, this being my last night in Amerika?

:D

[redqueen]

1. Stop by and pick me up on your way?

;)

[HEAVYHEART]

7. Me too!!! n/t

[GOPisEvil]

11. Hell no! He's supposed to pick me up for 3 years now!!

He says the pilot keeps "getting lost" or some other lame excuse. Face it, I'm first in line. So back off!

[matcom]

13. can't see you when you are sittin' in your apartment!

i told you last year.

STAND OUTSIDE SO WE CAN SEE YOU

[GOPisEvil]

23. I have a house now asshole!

I'll be right out front!

[matcom]

26. shit.

i told the pilot to look for an APARTMENT!

hope i can reach him in time.

sorry. forgot.

[GOPisEvil]

30. Dammit!

Not again! x(

[matcom]

31. stand out there anyway.

i MIGHT be able to catch him in time

[GOPisEvil]

35. Will do.

What time does your plane leave? Oh, and don't give me that Eastern Time bullshit. What time will you be HERE? Local time? That's central, dammit! :P

[Dookus]

2. go out for Mexican

[matcom]

3. SNARF!!

:hi:

[name not needed]

10. HOLY SHIT!

I thought you were tombstoned!

[Dookus]

29. not really

just a failed suicide attempt.

[fujiyama]

37. Nice to see ya back

Welcome back. You just couldn't stay away from DU eh?

[Cuban_Liberal]

4. Rub it in!

:spank:

[Lisa0825]

5. Have fun! Where in Mexico are you going?

Email me some tequila, 'k?;-) :party:

[matcom]

8. Playa Del Carmen

our 4th year in a row

[Lisa0825]

27. Very nice! I regularly visit across the ferry in Cozumel.

I wore my Ameircan Apology shirt there in November. Got lots of sympathetic laughs from the waiters. "Pido discuplas porque mi presidente es un idiota. No voté por él."

[matcom]

28. your close

...mi presidente es un idiota punta.....

[Lisa0825]

32. That too!LOL (nt)

[Robbien]

6. Tatto your arm

with the phrase

"Remember Do Not Eat the Worm"

[edbermac]

9. It's gonna be hot down there, so drink LOTS of water...

Very good for your health...trust me...

[matcom]

12. right.

scotch & water. LOTS.

thanks for the tip! :D

[stellanoir]

18. Scotch in Mexico. . .?

Have you no sense of cultural reverence and ethno-appropriate behavior? Hurrrrummmphhhhh

Tequila hombre !

Hope you and Mrs.Matcom have a blast !!!

[matcom]

22. but i REFUSE to mix tequilla with WATER!

he DID say water! :P

[underpants]

14. LOL yeah now it will be a REALLY BIG shock

LMAO

pssst heads up on the big shocker tomorrow ssssssssssshh

Via con Dio

[matcom]

19. i gave you a heads up

cause i didn't want you to cry :D

[BlueJazz]

15. Have a safe and wonderful trip...You deserve it.

:)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

16. Notify the Federales!!!

[underpants]

17. Flash light CHECK! Crow bar CHECK! Ladder CHECK!

Big bag to carry all the stuff in CHECK!

[matcom]

20. i'm not worried

Pumpkin the killer calico will defend this home with her life!

or, she will just purrrrrrr on you till you die of starvation

[Beetwasher]

21. Amateur!

I just got back from Japan! Now THAT'S a vacation! Mmmmmmmmm sake!

[northzax]

24. gee, and her eI clicked on this thread

hoping it was permanent so I could mock you. we have so few opportunities for a good matcom mocking these days.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

25. You lucky dog!

How do you like that landing in Cancun? It looks like your heading straight into the jungle then all of a sudden you can make out the Airport.

My first time landing there I was a bit nervous. OK, I admit it, I turned to the passenger beside me and asked if there was really an airstrip down there or not.


Have fun while your on vacation! :)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

33. Please post Notícias Matcom while you're there (nt)

[Kat45]

34. Where will the pug be when you're gone?

You wouldn't want Pitt to find him and make a snack out of him. LOL

[PopSixSquish]

36. Are You Going to Bring Me Back Anything?

:bounce:

[matcom]

38. YES

a green bouncy ball with hands and eyes :D