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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:29 PM
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I'm sorry, but Anna Nicole Smith is as sexy as a jar of olives.
I hate those damn TrimSpa commercials.
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:30 PM
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1. As sexy as
olives stuffed with silicone
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:31 PM
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2. She Looks and Acts Like an Anorexic Zombie
I think she looked better with the extra weight.
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shanti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:27 PM
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20. personally
i thought so too. she seemed happier, but that could've been the drugs talking. poor thing, she's probably in a lot of pain to medicate herself so heavily.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 09:17 AM
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24. I Read That She Was Under Treatment For Depression
And it was the lithium that made her act like she was in slow motion.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:31 PM
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3. She's an inspiration
... to stay AWAY from drugs, get an education, and keep oneself truly healthy.

Thick or thin, she's a disgusting bimbo. :puke:


:hippie:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:31 PM
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4. Nah, the olives are sexier, I like olives :) n/t
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CitySky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:59 PM
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14. I was thinking the same thing.
mmm... olives...
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:10 PM
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16. I was going to say . . .
I wouldn't mind sucking a pimento out of an olive, but that was just too crude :) n/t
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 10:44 AM
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27. Looks like we're on the same page.
:evilgrin:
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:35 PM
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5. That's because you know what a vacuous tomato she is.
Edited on Sat Jan-08-05 09:38 PM by tjdee
She should never have said anything after her Guess spots.

We've seen her all liquored up and out of control, for years, now all of a sudden she thinks she's vamp material again just because she's thinner?

When she says "Do you like my...body?" it's laughable.

Uh, no.

Pretty:


Now, "duhhhh...." :
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:36 PM
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6. She's about as pickled as one too! :) n/t
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noshenanigans Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:40 PM
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7. Really, it's sad...
what happened to her.. or, what she let happen to her, I guess.

She used to be *amazingly gorgeous*. Really, I don't think those "Modern Marilyn" comparisons were far off.

However, she did go down in a mega-entertaining way. And if I knew anybody with a death pool, I'd take her in a heartbeat.

Did anyone see that VH1 special they did about her where her cousin came from Texas to see her? The cousin had, like, no teeth, and made a complete ass of herself. Heartwreching, but great television.
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shanti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:30 PM
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21. saw it
it was a very bizarre episode, one of those things that you stumble upon while channel surfing. :crazy:
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Osamasux Donating Member (846 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:42 PM
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8. Some people just don't have the good sense to die young.
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jrthin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:48 PM
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9. She oozes sleaze.
I wonder why TrimSpa wants to be associated with such a sleazy persona.
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noshenanigans Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:57 PM
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13. Indeed..
I can't imagine a diet pill wanting to belittle their major health breakthroughs by associating themselves with such a person.

</sarcasm>
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:00 PM
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15. Because sex sells
And men who don't look beyond her breasts apparently find her sexy.

When I look at her I see a dumb, plastic, gold digging, liposuctioned, drug addict.
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jrthin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 09:53 AM
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25. I understand that sex sells,
but there is nothing sexy about this woman. When one sees her ( me in particular) I feel like I need to take a shower. Sex sells, sleaze doesn't ( I don't think?).
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bobbobbins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:55 PM
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10. i love olives
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mattclearing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:56 PM
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11. Yeah, they are about as entertaining as stabbing oneself in the eye. n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:56 PM
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12. The little version or the big
BOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAW
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:14 PM
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17. I liked her better with more "meat" on her
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:15 PM
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18. I just found out she is hot again yesterday
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forgethell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:18 PM
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19. Sexy as
a plate of Spam
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FM Arouet666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:34 PM
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22. You are a sick bastard
but I feel your pain. Actually, I would like to feel her pain. There is something about her, she is sleaze, she is a money digger, a nut, a drug addict, and was recently really really fat. But, I see it too. Damn Y chromosome, we need a cure for this. :evilgrin:
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SweetLeftFoot Donating Member (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 10:53 AM
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28. Yeah ...
she's the female equivalent of a "bit of rough"
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Norbert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:46 PM
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23. I disagree with you. I think olives are an aphrodisiac,
I think she is maybe as sexy as a can of stewed prunes.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 09:58 AM
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26. The woman gives me the creeps...
And I'm sex crazed.



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