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hollywood926 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 07:58 PM
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Christians only - please pray for me...
The California lottery is up to $68 million and I would really like to win. I know you are the only ones who talk to God, so please help me out here, OK?

I did buy a ticket. I hope that helps. Thanks!

P.S. I am also out of pot.

That's all.
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Calanus Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 07:59 PM
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1. Dear god, please smite Alexander Haig, flesh from flesh, bone from bone...
Oh, sorry, wrong prayer, wrong time, wrong situation.

But hey, good luck with that.
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 08:00 PM
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2. No! Pray for me!
I really want to win. Plus, I have pot.
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 08:04 PM
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3. Dear Right Wing God,
Please let me, and only me, win. I promise I will give 1/2 or 1/4, to Pope JerryPat. Or at least 20 bucks.
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 08:19 PM
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4. I'm not very religious....But here's some scripture:
"Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed".

Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers 4:12
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