Have you ever had a rush cause of me?

[RagingInMiami]

It could be a rush of anger where you want to kick my ass. Or better yet, a rush of hormones, where you want to jump my bones.

[jellybelly]

1. I had both

[RagingInMiami]

2. Me and you

we can have a lot of fun

[jellybelly]

3. playing 'cards'?

[RagingInMiami]

4. Nah, that might end up in a fight

[jellybelly]

6. what? you don't like my cards? screw you hard!

[RagingInMiami]

9. No baby, screw me hard

[jellybelly]

10. um....oops,

I always say 'screw you hard' or 'fuck you hard'...I could see where you might have been confused

[JimmyJazz]

5. I'm afraid to interupt the lovefest going on - would you like a room?

[RagingInMiami]

7. Only if you join us

[jellybelly]

8. and bring some baseball bats

[JimmyJazz]

11. I can bring my brand new digital camera!

(pssst - I'm not into violence or the rough stuff - so why do I need a baseball bat?)

[jellybelly]

12. because raging doesn't have a good sense of humor...

I could make him laugh by beating him. Or by screwing him...but he shouldn't laugh if I do that, right?

[JimmyJazz]

13. DAYum,

I think a pic thread is in order - I wanna see what you two look like together....

[jellybelly]

14. I never saw raging...I would never post my pic on DU

I be paranoid...

[JimmyJazz]

16. I thought so to until I was triple dog dared...

Mmmmm - we could play a little game, ya know

[jellybelly]

19. I'm just worried someone will recognize me..

I'm a huge slut...I probably slept with half the people on DU

(joking...sort of)

[JimmyJazz]

21. We haven't...um...you know...um...did that....exactly....

have we?

[jellybelly]

22. you're a woman so....yucky!

I don't DO girls...well, not yet anyway

[RagingInMiami]

23. I'll be more than glad to lend you a hand during your first time

[JimmyJazz]

26. Well, you said HALF!!! I was just checking - I mean there was that

one time in cancun at Carlos & Charlies where I don't EXACTLY quite remember what happened - yanumsen?

[RagingInMiami]

18. Where have you been?

My picture is all over this damn website

[jellybelly]

20. I'm lazy

I never search for anything...I don't even know where my inbox is...

[RagingInMiami]

15. Yes, we haven't had a picture thread in almost a week

I already forgot how everybody looks like.

[JimmyJazz]

17. Shaddup - you know you want to see all of us again!

Where's short bus in the mystery machine when you need a good pic thread?????

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

25. I think it's YOUR turn to start a pic thread!

All of your loyal followers will flock to it!
sweetie! How's things?

[JimmyJazz]

28. My followers?

Darling, I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

32. OK, admirerers. You were the HIT of the party on the New Years Day

pic thread! I think like 250 replies were people admiring your beauty. Can't say I blame 'em....

[JimmyJazz]

35. That is sooo not true - I appreciate it, but it isn't true.

It's just that that was the first time people had seen me after having an image of me in their heads...But thanks

[RagingInMiami]

37. Next time, JJ, I'd like to see a little more body in that shot

[JimmyJazz]

39. Okay darling - whatever you say.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

24. One time... something you said caused me to take a HUGE

hit off the bong... so, yeah. I'll give you props for that.

[JimmyJazz]

27. HELLOOOOOO THERE CLW - Where the FUCK have you been???

Nevermind- I already know.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

29. Oh, what do you know??

[JimmyJazz]

31. I know about you and a certain

n00bie

Holy Fuck, I do know everything! No wonder when ever something happens around here, my inbox lights up like a Christmas tree....

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

36. NOTHING is happening with him... check your inbox.

[RagingInMiami]

30. Yea, CLW, where the hell have you been?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

33. Well, I have been buried in snow and work and whatnot...

Who wantsta know??

[RagingInMiami]

34. Well, I heard about you and that newbie

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

38. It was a accident... no, he was asking for it....

I am not usually violent like that, I swear.