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Valerie5555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:34 PM
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Bwwwwwwwwwwwwahahaha if anyone dared started up a "God Hates Felines"
website, if I had the werewithal, I would start up a counter - website called "GOD LOVES FELINES" saying things like how the black death may have been divine retributions for religious "anti - cat" hysteria, for the Plague was spread by RATS whose population may have just EXPLODED due to all the cats that were killed.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:40 PM
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1. It's rumored that Asscrotch and Frist are working on that exact website.
And next they'll picket animal rescue operations with signs reading "CAT=EVIL" AND "MORRIS THE CAT IS BURNING IN HELL!!"
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Valerie5555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:00 PM
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3. Oh man when Socks "kicks it" I can just see it now
Edited on Sat Jan-08-05 09:11 PM by Valerie5555
The cat haters writing up articles like ones about "Thank God for CRF and 1 dead former Clinton "First Pussycat"" and them picketing his funeral with signs reading "Socks the Cat Is Weenie Roasting in Hell" or maybe when EITHER WILLIAM, HILLARY OR CHELSEA dies, THEIR funerals will be picketed by cat hating fundies with signs reading either "BILL CLINTON IN HELL," "HILLARY CLINTON IN HELL," or "CHELSEA CLINTON IN HELL."


Oops I forgot how they may also picket Ms. Betty Currie's funeral once SHE passes on with signs reading BETTY CURRIE BURNING IN HELL.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:43 PM
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2. Isn't that just divine retribution.....The plague killed all those idiots
who killed all the cats that could have saved them from the plague????? Who says there is no justice???
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Valerie5555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:02 PM
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4. You bet and that would be pardon my word choice, "purrfectly" logical for
the cats would have hunted down the rats carrying the scourge.
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