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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:05 PM
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God Hates Phelps
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness. Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.

--Matthew 23:15,27-28
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:08 PM
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1. I agree. Those people are so sick, I am surprised they haven't
been struck by lightning.
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:15 PM
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3. I like to think....
...that Fred is here as a warning to all of us. "Don't become like this."
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:13 PM
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2. I think they will be very surprised
when they come to the gates of Heaven and see Matthew Shepherd at the right hand of St. Peter....
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:26 PM
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8. Who says that they will even get to Heaven?
n/t
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:28 PM
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9. He'll only get to the gate.
He won't be let inside unless he sneaks in with a celebrity - same as all the trendy clubs.
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:52 PM
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10. Which Celebrity?
Sandra Bullock? She gave $1 Million to the Tsunami victims. ;)

He'll hang out until God finds him and tells him that he hast to spend an eternity in hell.
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:40 PM
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12. I tend to fantasize that...
God will send Jesus Himself to the gates and bitch-smack Phelps all the way to Hell.

His path will happen to be right next to where I am standing, and I'll give him a good kick in the balls and I'll be able to laugh and smile at his scream the rest of my life.

And then Satan will fuck him in every hole for all eternity...

Fucking asshole deserves more than that, too.
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Stepup2 Donating Member (396 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:19 PM
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4. Personally,
Edited on Sat Jan-08-05 06:19 PM by Stepup2
I think he doth protesteth too much. He might have a skeleton or two rattling around with him in the closet }(
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:21 PM
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5. You should start a website!
www.godhatesfred.com or something. You could use bible quotations to refute the practice of hatred and judgement against fellow humans. I'm sure that there's enough in the bible for that sort of ammo.
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:22 PM
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6. You got that right! n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:23 PM
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7. He better bring lots of ice
you really should start a website
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:26 PM
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11. The domain I want is taken
...and "disabled."

www.godhatesphelps.com just has that certain ring to it. More specific than "godhatesfred"
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:46 PM
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13. I had the pleasure in '93
At the LGBT march on Washington, to scream at the Phelps group. My friends and I passed by them, with their signs and banners.

We shouted them down with "SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!!!"

Yeah; good times, good times.

:evilgrin: :headbang:
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:56 AM
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14. Wow! I was right there!
Were you in the crowd when Phelps sent the kid through the line of marchers on a skateboard? The kid passed right in front of me, nearly ran me over.
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