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MotR Donating Member (322 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 05:56 PM
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How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to ?
change a light bulb?

The answer is: 10

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for"
changing the light bulb or "for" darkness.

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for
the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change
Accomplished."

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
in detail how Bush was literally in the dark

8. One to viciously smear # 7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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