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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:54 AM
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Poll question: If George W. Bush had starred in Die Hard instead of Bruce Willis

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Prodemsouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:01 AM
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1. Just about all of the above. And to think these idiot Americanos think
this shit and his ilk are really like Bruce Willis.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:21 AM
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2. He would have valiently fought off the terra-ists.
After all, they were there to steal the money HE wanted to take!
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durablend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:30 AM
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3. Nakatomi Plaza would be a pile of rubble
And they'd either blame the liburuls or (specifically) Clinton's penis for causing it.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:39 AM
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4. W would have called his butler to bring him his shoes
:bounce:
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:40 AM
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5. he would have fallen off the building 1/3 of the way through the
movie and the limo driver and cop would have saved the day
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:49 AM
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6. He would have scurried for a hole to hide in
like a scared rabbit. Then he would have hung around conspicuously waiting for photo-ops with firemen.
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pbartch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 03:40 PM
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7. I voted on Bush would have played the coke sniffing weasel who was iced by
Edited on Sat Jan-08-05 03:40 PM by pbartch
the terrorists..........

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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 03:51 PM
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8. He'd have never gotten past the broken glass...
...and would have bled to death, high atop the city.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 03:58 PM
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9. Gotta go further back in the movie...
Bush would have been flying first class, so he would have never talked to the dude who gave him the tips on the toe-curl massage, so he wouldn't have had a reason to pause for a few moments in his room (save for cleaning out the micro-bar), and would've been at the party and become just another chump hostage.
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