If George W. Bush had starred in Die Hard instead of Bruce Willis

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Poll question: If George W. Bush had starred in Die Hard instead of Bruce Willis

Poll result (22 votes)
Instead of sending S.W.A.T. team to Nakatomi Plaza, they would have gone to Cleveland	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
George W. Bush's code name would have been George W. Bush	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Bush would have played the coke sniffing weasel who was iced by the terrorists	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
Bush would have asked Hans the terrorist if he could introduce him to Luke and Chewbacca	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
Bush twins would have gotten drunk, seduced the terrorists, and passed out in the first 15 minutes	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
Bush would challenge the terrorists to Bring It On, and they would, and the movie would be over in 20 minutes	(4 votes, 18%)	Vote
Instead of finding the explosives, Bush's big victory would be finding his ass with a funnel	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Pappy Bush would phone influential friends, have Dubya flown to safety while everyone else died	(10 votes, 45%)	Vote
While on the roof, Bush would attempt to hit pedestrians with loogies	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Other	(5 votes, 23%)	Vote

[Prodemsouth]

1. Just about all of the above. And to think these idiot Americanos think

this shit and his ilk are really like Bruce Willis.

[baldguy]

2. He would have valiently fought off the terra-ists.

After all, they were there to steal the money HE wanted to take!

[durablend]

3. Nakatomi Plaza would be a pile of rubble

And they'd either blame the liburuls or (specifically) Clinton's penis for causing it.

[underpants]

4. W would have called his butler to bring him his shoes

[barb162]

5. he would have fallen off the building 1/3 of the way through the

movie and the limo driver and cop would have saved the day

[lpbk2713]

6. He would have scurried for a hole to hide in

like a scared rabbit. Then he would have hung around conspicuously waiting for photo-ops with firemen.

[pbartch]

7. I voted on Bush would have played the coke sniffing weasel who was iced by

the terrorists..........

[mcscajun]

8. He'd have never gotten past the broken glass...

...and would have bled to death, high atop the city.

[DS1]

9. Gotta go further back in the movie...

Bush would have been flying first class, so he would have never talked to the dude who gave him the tips on the toe-curl massage, so he wouldn't have had a reason to pause for a few moments in his room (save for cleaning out the micro-bar), and would've been at the party and become just another chump hostage.