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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:26 AM
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Wierd (do not read if you are anti-canine-flatulence)
My wife and I are both smelling dog farts, but our dog isn't farting.

Only thing I can figure out is that it is the neighbors dog. She doesn't have a dog house, so she always sneaks under the fence and sleeps in Alinaks dog house. I'm not going out to confirm this though.
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:28 AM
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1. That's exactly what your dog would like you to believe
Alinak has you fooled. Dogs are very smart.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:28 AM
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3. lol
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Fiona Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:28 AM
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2. I'd suspect your wife
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:29 AM
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5. Well, I'm not going to broach THAT subject :)
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:29 AM
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4. LOL
I don't know if it is the sake, the fact that I am tired or what, but I am laughing my ass off at this post...

How exactly did you determine that your dog was not the culprit?
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:30 AM
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6. Surreptious sniffs in the general vicinity. Believe me, if it was him,
I'd know... He's kind of proud of his emissions, I think.
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