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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:39 PM
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What if you really CAN take it with you?
What if you get to Heaven and Jesus is all like "Where's your shit, man?" Then He just walks away shaking his head and you are left there all naked and shit, looking like a chump.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:41 PM
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1. S'ok, I have nothing to take. n/t
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:42 PM
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3. I owe it all to the tax collectors...
....er, money changers. Something like that.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:42 PM
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2. Who cares, I'm in Heaven!
:shrug:
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PartyPooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:45 PM
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4. I don't want to go to heaven naked! I'd be so embarassed and everything.
I'd at least like to be wearing a full length fur coat and wearing my undies from International Male. Is that asking for too much?

;-)
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