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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:03 PM
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I've got a valid political strategy to win back the Presidency.....
Edited on Fri Jan-07-05 11:42 PM by Wat_Tyler
We invade the Soviet Union. Instantly, the Republican effort in Iraq looks kinda lame. Iraq's pretty small compared to the Soviet Behemoth - I mean, it's really just a bit of desert - but the Soviet Union - hey, that's a proper big country. We'll get all the crazy wingnut vote locked up tight, we'll outflank the Republicans. And the great thing is - the Soviet Union no longer exists - so we wouldn't even need an army - we could just say we did it, I mean - no one could prove us wrong. Then, while the Republicans are busy scratching their heads trying to find the Soviet Union on a map, we sneak up behind them - give them a wedgie - an atomic wedgie, mind - and poof! Morning in America. What say you, proud patriots?
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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:04 PM
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1. Put down whatever your smoking
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:06 PM
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2. Gimme some before you put it down !
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:09 PM
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3. Puff, Puff, Give. Quit Bogarding the weed.
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:10 PM
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4. You anarchist, you. Like your name. ;)
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:20 PM
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5. I'm sticking with Bat_Boy
He's got a *much* better plan.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:23 PM
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6. Women - feh. They'll always go for a guy with a badger.
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Bat Boy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:44 PM
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11. If your plan had a badger, she'd like you too.
Proles gets a happy badger.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:25 PM
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7. The Soviet Union ceased to exist in December 1991.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I thought you should know!
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:27 PM
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8. Yeah.
Kinda the whole point of the plan, there.
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:33 PM
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9. He must not have read your post
very well. It wasn't even in the fine print.
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:40 PM
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10. Too many words, not enough pictures
Edited on Fri Jan-07-05 11:40 PM by Susang
He got distracted by something shiny. ADD's a bitch. :evilgrin:
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