Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.

[name not needed]

[redqueen]

1. You're just jealous

because I've been chatting with hot babes alllll day.

[Bouncy Ball]

2. What do you think? The worst day of my life, GOSH!

[Maddy McCall]

3. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. That was a good laugh out loud line.

I remember busting a gut over that one.

[Maddy McCall]

4. Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

[Bouncy Ball]

8. I TOLD you. I killed like fifty wolverines in Alaska.

They were attacking my cousin, what do you think I'm gonna do? GOSH.

[Maddy McCall]

10. What kind of gun did you use?

[name not needed]

13. A frickin' 12 gauge, whattaya think?

[Worst Username Ever]

5. I'm pretty good with the bow staff.

[Maddy McCall]

7. Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

[Bouncy Ball]

9. You got like three feet of air on that jump.

Can I borrow it real fast?

[Bouncy Ball]

11. Hey Napoleon, give me some tots.

No, go get your own.

I said, gimme some TOTS!

No!

(kicks tots)

IDIOT!

[Bouncy Ball]

12. Now, bring your fist up under your chin like this

and imagine that you're weightless, that you're in the ocean and you're surrounded by a million little seahorses....

[stpalm]

14. I noticed you are drinking one percent milk...

is it because you think you're fat? cuz you're not... you could be drinking whole

[da_chimperor]

15. Kip is dutch for chicken