OK, I'm bored. Let's play "toss the molotov cocktail." Here, you catch.

[StopTheMorans]

Who wants it? *lights molotov cocktail*

[JohnKleeb]

1. I am not falling for that one

[StopTheMorans]

4. what's that? here you go John! *tosses molotov cocktail at John*

[JohnKleeb]

5. ahh christ

[StopTheMorans]

6. now you have to toss it to someone else in the thread *waits expectantly*

[JohnKleeb]

10. what is this hot potata?

*throws molotov like a baseball in the centre*

[the Princess]

15. the Princess Taunts Kleeb unmercilessly

all while hiding behind CO Liberal.

Na nah nah nah nah!!

[JohnKleeb]

20. *throws molotov with a curve in the princess' general direction*

[StopTheMorans]

23. nice toss Kleeb *high-fives Kleeb*

[JohnKleeb]

29. thanks wish I could still pitch

[the Princess]

49. HEY!

You can't so that - I'm just a little girl! *pout*

*grabs cocktail and throws it at Kleeb hitting him suqare in the back of the head*

HA HA - take that!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nickgutierrez]

12. Yes, my son.

[JohnKleeb]

13. Good to see ya lord, can yas get me laid?

[nickgutierrez]

19. Dost thou have 20 bucks?

[JohnKleeb]

22. fuck no, I only have a buck 50

[nickgutierrez]

27. *sigh* Fine. I have given thee a hooker.

Go to thine holy street corner, and you shall find her.

[JohnKleeb]

31. ok

a hooker is adequate for now.

[StopTheMorans]

16. can you make a molotov cocktail so hot that it will burn even you?

[nickgutierrez]

21. Let us find out.

Throweth thy cocktail of Molotov towards me, so I shall seeeth if I burn.

[StopTheMorans]

26. *throws molotov cocktail at OUR LORD AND SAVIOR J to the C*

[nickgutierrez]

30. OW!!! GODDAMMIT, THAT HURT!

(Ok, I'm going to hell for that one.)

[StopTheMorans]

33. wow, he's really not omnipotent (or at least he's not inflammable)

[nickgutierrez]

37. You think, genius?

You ever try eating with a spear wound stuck in your side? Now that's pain. And my hands were just starting to heal up, too...

[StopTheMorans]

41. pussy

[the Princess]

17. He it's Jeebus

Here to play Lord???

[underpants]

2. Oooh yeah I'm thirsty

What's in it?

[StopTheMorans]

7. "it tastes like burning"

[the Princess]

3. *running and covering her head*

Noooooooooooooooooo

Hides behind CO Liberal!!

[CO Liberal]

9. **Picks Up Baseball Bat ***

Hits molotov cocktail toward GD Board.

[StopTheMorans]

11. *molotov cocktail lands in the middle of this thread*

[CO Liberal]

25. ***Grabs Fire Extinguisher****

Saves countless DU-ers.

[StopTheMorans]

28. *COLiberalgrabs, but forgets to use, fire extinguisher*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CO Liberal]

36. ***CO Liberal Swings Extinguisher At StopTheMorans***

Hits him squarely upside the head.

[StopTheMorans]

40. *StopTheMorans tinfoil helmet deflects CO Liberal's fire extinguisher, and

countless mind control waves reflected off of StopTheMoran's hat head straight for CO Liberal's head*

[CO Liberal]

43. Fortunately....

...CO Liberal is wearing his prescription sunglasses, which reflect the waves back into StopTheMoran's eyes.

[the Princess]

48. Boys Boys

Lets be reasonable.

[StopTheMorans]

50. *throws Molotov cocktail at the Princess*

[the Princess]

51. *DUCKS*

Cocktail goes flying across the room

[StopTheMorans]

52. *ricochets off wall, and lands on Princess' back*

[the Princess]

55. I hate you

[XNASA]

8. "Anybody got a light?"

[Amaya]

14. You'd throw one at ME?

[StopTheMorans]

18. sure, if you post in this thread *tosses molotov cocktail at amaya*

[Amaya]

32. * tosses the molotov cocktail into an open window of StopTheMorans car*

POW!

[StopTheMorans]

35. *the overpowering bass booming from stopthemoran's 92 Buick Lesabre

bounces the molotov cocktail back in Amaya's general direction, where it catches her patchouli fumes on fire*

[Amaya]

45. *amaya's patchouli fumes are fire resistant

she throws it back to stopthemorans and he bursts into ball of fire*

[StopTheMorans]

47. *dies*

[Az]

24. Thats nothing, try these two memetic molotov cocktails

http://www.jokaroo.com/ecards/funnymovies/singingdragos...

http://movies26.enwhore.com/206373_numanuma.swf

[terrya]

34. I'll take it, juggle it a bit, and throw it right back at StopTheMorans!

Because, while Terry would love to play for awhile, Terry's leaving in a few minutes. Out in the blowing snow! Hoo Hah!!

[StopTheMorans]

38. so is StopTheMorans, he has a conference call with a client

i'm the type of guy who lights a molotov cocktail and leaves it under the table at dinner with my friends. I then excuse myself to go to the bathroom, and instead leave the restaurant

[terrya]

39. StopTheMorans has a mean side to him!

That's just cruel....



T

[StopTheMorans]

42. gruel, where? thanks Terry, I was getting kind of hungry

[terrya]

53. How was the gruel?

Notice I threw in a crust of bread with that.

T

[StopTheMorans]

54. grueling, i'm having some follow-up dinner right now to try and wash

the taste out of my mouth (although the bread crust did help)

[dean_dem]

44. Is there a drink called a Molotov Cocktail?

If not, there should be. I bet that would give a hell of a good bit of heartburn.

[Baja Margie]

46. I don't want it

throw it at the White House.