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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:25 AM
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What's your favorite Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, etc. Quote?
DOH!
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  - Eat my shorts!  dwickham   Jan-05-05 11:26 AM   #1 
  - "The ironing is delicious"  fluffernutter   Jan-05-05 11:26 AM   #2 
  - Way too many to list :)  ET Awful   Jan-05-05 11:27 AM   #3 
  - Homer's Dad:  sui generis   Jan-05-05 11:27 AM   #4 
  - Maggie.  hholli1   Jan-05-05 11:28 AM   #5 
  - You mean the one where she says "daddy"? or the one I prefer...  primate1   Jan-05-05 11:37 AM   #8 
  - There are just too many...  Squatch   Jan-05-05 11:28 AM   #6 
  - Rappin' Ronnie Reagan  Squatch   Jan-05-05 11:28 AM   #7 
  - Homer and Apu...  EOTE   Jan-05-05 11:40 AM   #9 
  - Homer and Apu part II  DelawareValleyDem   Jan-05-05 11:42 AM   #11 
  - Apu: "Cotton Mather...." *falls asleep*  Richardo   Jan-05-05 01:57 PM   #36 
  - Someone went and made Skittlebrau  Az   Jan-05-05 12:02 PM   #14 
  - I found this one...  Murphys_Unlawful   Jan-05-05 11:41 AM   #10 
  - When driving and almost hitting a woodland animal  pagerbear   Jan-05-05 11:46 AM   #12 
  - Homer  Az   Jan-05-05 12:01 PM   #13 
  - "I call the big one Bitey"  dean_dem   Jan-05-05 12:31 PM   #15 
  - Homer: mmmmmm. Rich, creamery butter......  yardwork   Jan-05-05 12:33 PM   #16 
  - Bart: Ma'am I have been grossly misinformed about witches!  Coventina   Jan-05-05 12:34 PM   #17 
  - Homer: Here's to alcohol...  Murphys_Unlawful   Jan-05-05 12:38 PM   #18 
  - Homer singing his goodbye to beer:  Jessica   Jan-05-05 12:41 PM   #19 
  - Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? ....  Murphys_Unlawful   Jan-05-05 12:47 PM   #20 
  - Mmmmm... Donuts.  Zing Zing Zingbah   Jan-05-05 12:55 PM   #21 
  - Kids are great, Apu ... you can teach them to like the things  fishwax   Jan-05-05 01:00 PM   #22 
  - Grandpa Simpson  Tyrone Slothrop   Jan-05-05 01:02 PM   #23 
  - Ned: "Well, I'd expect this kind of language at Denny's...  dean_dem   Jan-05-05 01:04 PM   #24 
  - This is easy...  Tafiti   Jan-05-05 01:04 PM   #25 
  - In honor of the robot  Az   Jan-05-05 01:10 PM   #29 
     - Ahh, yes. Sorry.  Tafiti   Jan-05-05 01:14 PM   #31 
  - I love these real lazy Saturdays,  LSdemocrat   Jan-05-05 01:05 PM   #26 
  - Bart's "Oh my God! The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!"  DeposeTheBoyKing   Jan-05-05 01:06 PM   #27 
  - Ahhh... good one!  Murphys_Unlawful   Jan-05-05 01:07 PM   #28 
     - I may be paraphrasing here but....  SouthoftheBorderPaul   Jan-05-05 01:15 PM   #32 
  - All right, brain.  giant_robot   Jan-05-05 01:10 PM   #30 
  - "I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet." -George Bush  Murphys_Unlawful   Jan-05-05 01:32 PM   #33 
  - Mmmmmmmmmmm...... Caramel Bologna  Murphys_Unlawful   Jan-05-05 01:52 PM   #34 
  - Homer: I wish I married a businessman....  Murphys_Unlawful   Jan-05-05 01:56 PM   #35 
  - Homer: "Fugu me!!!"  driver8   Jan-05-05 02:04 PM   #37 
  - Ten thousand dollars?  Zero Gravitas   Jan-05-05 02:14 PM   #38 
  - Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us anything....  Murphys_Unlawful   Jan-05-05 02:19 PM   #39 
  - "I've always preferred the hands on touch you only get with hired goons"  noonwitch   Jan-05-05 02:28 PM   #40 
  - Anything that ....  Murphys_Unlawful   Jan-06-05 07:57 AM   #41 
  - Homer: "If they bible has taught us nothing else (and it hasn't)..  vi5   Jan-06-05 08:06 AM   #42 
  - Some more Homer quotes  DelawareValleyDem   Jan-06-05 08:12 AM   #43 
  - Homer: "Mmmm, free goo."  Murphys_Unlawful   Jan-06-05 08:13 AM   #44 
  - "Don't have a cow, man."  yellowcanine   Jan-06-05 08:56 AM   #45 
 
davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:26 AM
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1. Eat my shorts!
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:26 AM
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2. "The ironing is delicious"
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:27 AM
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3. Way too many to list :)
But Homer's comment in England when he was trying to exit the roundabout was priceless: "It's time to do what Americans do best, act unilaterally!" :)
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:27 AM
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4. Homer's Dad:
Edited on Wed Jan-05-05 11:29 AM by sui generis
"I used to get by on my looks. Now they're gone...withered away like an old piece of fruit"
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hholli1 Donating Member (60 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:28 AM
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5. Maggie.
The episode where she talked is one of my favorites.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:37 AM
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8. You mean the one where she says "daddy"? or the one I prefer...
"This is indeed a disturbing universe"?
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:28 AM
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6. There are just too many...
"No offense, Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you must have been out taking a whiz." -Homer

"Everyone is stupid except me." -Homer

"Let's see here. Caramel, waffle batter, liquid smoke." -Homer makes waffles

Homer: Why do you mock me, o Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there. (she scrapes it down with a broom)
Homer: Oh, I know I shouldn't eat thee, but...mmm...sacrilicious.
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:28 AM
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7. Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
Homer: Don't worry. I brought my Rappin' Ronnie Reagan Tape! It always makes the trip go faster.
Ronnie Reagan Tape: Well, well, well, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Well, well, well?
Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Ya know something? He did say "Well," a lot!
Ronnie Reagan Tape: Well, well, well, we-we-we-we-we, well, well, well, we-we-we-well, well, well, we-we-we-we-we-well, well, well, we-we-weh.
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:40 AM
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9. Homer and Apu...
Homer: Hey Apu, do you have any of that beer with Skittles in it.... Skittlebrau?

Apu: Mr. Simpson, such a beverage does not exist.

Homer: Ok, then I'll just take a six pack and some skittles.
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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:42 AM
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11. Homer and Apu part II
Apu: There isn't enough time to learn over two hundred years of United States History

Homer: Oh, it can't be that many.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 01:57 PM
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36. Apu: "Cotton Mather...." *falls asleep*
Edited on Wed Jan-05-05 01:58 PM by Richardo
:D
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 12:02 PM
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14. Someone went and made Skittlebrau
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Murphys_Unlawful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 11:41 AM
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10. I found this one...
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
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