Okay, here's a toughie: Would you rather hug Joseph Göbbels or a freeper?

[da_chimperor]

Poll question: Okay, here's a toughie: Would you rather hug Joseph Göbbels or a freeper?

And no, no fence sitting! You have to pick one or else chimpy gets to have his way with you for the rest of eternity. I'm still thinking what I would choose, how about all of you?

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. a Female Freeper only

and only if she has a bag on her head

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Goebbels

He's dead.

[da_chimperor]

3. Good point!

I think you've helped me make up my mind

[Forkboy]

4. Even dead I bet Goebbels smells better

[Crunchy Frog]

5. What's the difference?

Well, I guess hugging a corpse might be worse, unless it had shrivelled to the point where it was no longer offensive, sort of like an Egyptian mummy. Then it might not be so bad.

[Tweed]

6. We know Gobbels was pure evil

A Freeper is politically active and our country needs that. Plus any Freeper could just be misguided. Think of living in the middle of nowhere and the only good radio station plays Rush. It's Rush or nothing. What do you think your politics are going to be?

[da_chimperor]

11. Evil he was, that's what made it so hard for me to choose either way

but bear in mind that you get to disturb his grave in the process.

[lib_1138]

7. wtf is a "Freeper"?? Yech-- Now I know

and why would I hug them??

[da_chimperor]

12. Freeper:

A vile, right-wing, hatred-spewing wingnut who is a member of the freerepublic.com forum. No dissent is allowed, users who post even the most mild deviation from the the most extreme neoconservative rhetoric are banned from the site. Limbaugh's fans, "dittoheads", are centrists by comparison. Freepers are particularly obsessed with Bill Clinton's penis.

The group invalidates invalidates political internet polls by repetitive voting in order to skew the results as far right as possible, i.e. "We freeped that poll!" They troll any and all political forums.

See "Borg". Also, "freeped", "to freep". Should always be lowercase.
"Into the mud, freeper scum!"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FReeper

Don't ask me why you'd hug them. My overly creative imagination can't come up with a reason either. :shrug:

[NuttyFluffers]

8. simple, gobbels. because i get to disturb his grave.

if i'm lucky i'll disrupt his rest and perhaps make him suffer as a ghost for a while.

oh, and can i piss and spit on gobbels' grave after i hugged him?

[da_chimperor]

9. Pissing and spitting are actually encouraged

feel free to douse his grave with any bodily fluid you wish to use.

[Seabiscuit]

17. So it's OK to piss and spit on a freeper after the hug as well?

[brokensymmetry]

10. Göbbels

He'll keep quiet.

[Oddly Stevenson]

13. I don't think this is a realistic question.....

If a freeper and Joseph Gobbels were in the same room, wouldn't they be hugging each other?

[Guaranteed]

15. I think the freeper would be watching Faux News with Gobbels'

corpse next to him on the couch.

(old inside DU joke) :)

[JohnLocke]

16. LOL! Best response yet!

[Swamp Rat]

14. No, I would rather hug Dolly Parton or Jackie Brown.

:D

[Blue-Jay]

18. I've hugged a Freeper. Nothing bad happened.

OK. It wasn't an actual "freeper", but a conservative person. The foundations of the earth didn't crack, nor did I feel dirty. Then again, it was my brother.

[Behind the Aegis]

19. didn't answer

Freepers can be bad, but the other choice is pure evil. I would only hug him, if he returned to life and I could hug him until his bones snapped, then healed and snapped again for EVERY person he murdered! But, then again, I can be a real prick.

[asthmaticeog]

20. I take Goebbels, and here's why:

1) That "When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun" line of his was pure fucking genius, however evil it may have been.

2) His name, properly pronounced, kinda sounds like "Gerbils." I think that's funny.