"I love the feel of cold nylon on my BIG BUTT!!!..."

[Crankie Avalon]

"....unnngghhhh...unnnnnggghhhh...what are ya looking at? Get out of here, SHOW'S OVER..."

...unless you'd care to say what movie this was from?

[Danocrat]

1. Let me see if I can fit my big business into this

Desperate Living

I love Divine

[Crankie Avalon]

2. Heh...

...yeah, for my money, this was one of the greatest scenes in the history of the American cinema.

Desperate Living was the one Divine wasn't in--he had a prior commitment to be in some stage play ("Neon Women," I think?). Edith Massey took the role Divine probably would have gotten, and she ended up being a fine Queen Carlota.