The Power of Wonk's W00t.

[jadedcherub]

On Wonk's w00t, I give this up.

.jc.

[Wonk]

1. I don't believe in Elvis

goo goo ga joob

[purduejake]

2. Thanks for sharing this.

I appreciate you sharing what I assume to be your faith with us. I agree with this faith.

[jadedcherub]

3. Thanks.

[pnorman]

4. Nov Schmoz Ka Pop!

pnorman

[Wonk]

5. edited at the request of JadedCherub. nt

[jadedcherub]

6. Weee0000ooooOOOOO0000nk.

It dies because Wonk is a good person. ;)

[Wonk]

7. "Save your barcodes" - Ambrose Bierce. nt

[jadedcherub]

8. Bierce?

A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.


Ta Da...


:)

.jc.

[Wonk]

9. Your moose has been given a deliberately vague descriptive title.

Google is your friend :-)

[Name removed]

10. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Wonk]

11. I've been using this handle on the interwebthingy™ for about 7 years now.

Make of that what you will.

[jadedcherub]

12. 7 years puts your interwebthingy (no TM,) about as old as mine.

And that was after the change from my coolest nickname ever...

Op. Ivy!!!

The (teen-angsty) King of BBS's in my city!!!!!!


Weeee00000oooOOOO00000000ooo00000....

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Dammit.


.jc.


Edit:

Afterthought is the hell where the good person is reborn.

[Wonk]

13. Oh, I've been surfing in various forms since '91, in case you were curious

:hi:

There were 'tards online then too, though they were fewer and further between.

[jadedcherub]

14. Oh, I imagine.

I'll assume you mean BBS's. Neverth3l3ss.

I'm not as curious as I originally thought I was.

.jc.

Edit:

Should be noted that you brought up the "age" legitimacy of your nickname, not me.


goo goo ga joob

[jadedcherub]

15. Woah. Deleted.

Still, I stand by the fact that Google is everyone's friend.


.jc.

[Wonk]

18. Reposted here again anyway for folks to enjoy. Save your barcodes.

Here's the unedited original post from this thread.

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A faith.

I believe in Justice, Peace, Goodness, Faith, Honor, Fairness, Good, Bad, Horror, Injustice, Terribleness, Atrocity, Murder, Death, Birth, God, Life, Death, Terror, and Orgasm.

I believe in the ability of humans to navigate this incredibly complex machine.

I do NOT believe in a )white( God, an )Islam( God.
I don't believe in a )Christian( God.
I don't believe in YahweH.
I don't believe in a religious God.

I believe in the ministry of the Eagle.

I don't believe in Hell.
I don't believe in Heaven.

I believe the Wolf walks his path.

"And on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it."
-Matthew Ch. 16 Verse 18.

I don't believe in reward, or punishment.
I don't believe that religion is Capitalistic. I don't believe it is Socialistic. I don't believe religion follows a path of governance.

I don't believe that Christ was God's Son.
I don't believe that Christ was God's Daughter.

I don't believe in condemnation.

"They will throw them into the fiery furnace,
where there will be weeping, and gnashing of teeth."
-Matthew Chapter 13, Verse 42

I don't believe in discrimination.

"Depart from me ye cursed into the everlasting fire,
prepared for the Devil, and his Angels."
-Matthew Chapter 25, Verse 41

I don't believe in absence of the presence of any God.
I don't believe that God is so easily vanquished.

I don't believe in Jesus Christ as God's son.
I don't believe in one encompassing all of humankind by being a Man.
I believe that is selling Jesus short. I believe someone God-Personified will be both Male and Female. Both Gay and Straight. Both/All Transgendered, Transvestite, Hetero/HomoSexual, Asexual, Bisexual, ALLSexual. Female, Male, FemiMale and MaliFemale.

I believe in Humans.

I believe in Brotherhood and Sisterhood.

I believe the Turtle moves, despite my worthless complaints.

I believe the world continues, regardless.


.jc.

[Moderator]

16. Please post stuff like this in the Lounge.

General Discussion is for politics.

[Wonk]

17. The original post was quite different before jadedcherub edited it, btw.nt