Hey, bay-bee! You sweet thang, you!

[ForrestGump]

Woooooooooowhee!! You're so mighty fine!





How'd I do?

I'm still learning this stuff...these essential survival skills, survival in the sense of me perpetuating my genetic heritage through physically stimulating intimate episodes. It's all so new to me. My primary concern, of course: will the vocalizations above, perhaps in tandem with visual displays and other stimuli (I sweat well), attract babes?


P.S.: If my exclamations above so moved you, ladies, and you feel an unstoppable urge to throw your panties or bras at me...well, I guess you could scan them and upload them to that hosting site. I'll print them out and tape them to me. Thank you very much.

[radwriter0555]

1. Expect a lot of long, lonely nights....

;)

[ForrestGump]

2. Too intimidating in my rampant machismo?

Okay...point taken. Perhaps I could tone it down a bit. :P

[patdem]

3. If that is your line..I suggest a box of chocolates...and a park bench?

honey even I would not be fooled...and look at my avitar! :bounce::hi:

[ForrestGump]

5. I WAS looking at your avatar!

Nice pectoral region. :D

Box of chocolates...park bench....got it. This somehow sounds very familiar...

[HEyHEY]

4. They are all just sexually intimdated by you Forrest

Happens to the best of us

[ForrestGump]

6. Actually, I think they're all away from their keyboards,

scanning underwear.

It's the only logical conclusion... :D

[patdem]

7. How much blood is actually drawn down to the feet when ice skates

are applied??? Just asking???

[Elidor]

8. Wooo-eeee! I like thuh way yoo tawk!

Yer a turnin' me on! Nobody's talked to me lahk that since I got out the peniten'chemary! Wooo!!! Squeal like a pig!!!

[SOteric]

9. Run Forrest, Run!

[ForrestGump]

10. Help! Help! Save me!