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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:42 PM
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I know God is an OK person but why
eye boogers, or as I sometimes like to call them eye croutons? They have to have a purpose in the cosmic scheme of things right?
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:43 PM
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1. Sure they do!
When something gets in your eye that doesn't belong there, your eye expels it as an eye booger.

Feel better now?
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:46 PM
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2. kinda but
do they have any practical puposes like highway construction or stucco?
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:47 PM
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3. No, not that I'm aware of
I think they just recycle themselves back into the environment
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:47 PM
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4. If you mix your eye boogers with your ear wax...
I'd bet it would make great stucco.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:49 PM
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5. Oh, gross!
Yet funny...I can't seem to stop the giggles.
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:53 PM
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7. yeah me either and I didn't even touch on
the binding properties of snot.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:57 PM
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11. Hey, when my kids repeatedly ask me what's for dinner
as soon as I walk in the door from work...

My answer is routinely "Snot with a side of boogers" or "Boogers with a side of snot"
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:59 PM
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12. LOL
hook um up with Booger Pot Pie
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 04:01 PM
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14. OMG...You shouldn't have said that
Never will a pot pie look right to me again!
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:51 PM
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6. wow
what a good tip, you should really join the DIY group. Ear wax, the misunderstood body goo. Lets hook up and re texture my shop ceiling.

Disclaimer: "re texture" can in no way be considered a sexual innuendo, at least not off the top of my head.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:53 PM
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8. ROTFLMAO
I don't think anybody took it that way...Chill dude!

Can you see your guests?

Them: What's that ceiling done in?

You: Eye boogers and ear wax!

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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:54 PM
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9. I didn't take it that way, until he said something about his head...
:D
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 04:00 PM
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13. which came first?
The German army helmet or the circumcision?
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:56 PM
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10. hahahahahahaha
yer and see that art? It's really held together with snot. Man I hate that word, it's as bad as the C word.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 04:33 PM
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15. LOL!
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 04:47 PM
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16. Hey, dust mites gotta eat too.
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-01-05 01:00 AM
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17. mmmmm
dust mites
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