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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:43 PM
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I'm layin bed surfin' DU and my wife looks out the window and says,
"Hey honey, look it's snowing outside, check the weather website"

Now you know why my mind is so fooked up. Check the weather when she can see the damn snow.
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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:50 PM
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1. Dude
That is too funny!

:crazy:
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 01:53 AM
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9. she
freaks me right out sometimes, I have this bruise on my forehead from all the bangin'
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:51 PM
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2. Maybe she thinks that only she can see the snow
She just needs further verification!
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 01:53 AM
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10. It's
phantom snow and I think it scares her.
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FULL_METAL_HAT Donating Member (673 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:51 PM
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3. Often people dont vocalize the last part of a statement.
for instance "Hey honey, look it's snowing outside, check the weather website" for the 5 day forecast and what's the barometric pressure delta for the past 24 hours?

Or something like that! LOL

I say its legit to try to add a plausible phrase to someone's somewhat too-stupid-to-be-stupid comment or question. I have experience with family members who I know say the weirdest things!

{B^)
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:54 PM
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4. Yes, that's what she said
She just assumed he knew that...since it was obvious she could see it was snowing.

First thing anyone would want to know...how long will it last, how bad will it get?

I gather she figured she didn't need to spell it all out.
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 01:58 AM
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14. Naw when I yelled back
SNOW!!! she hit me in the forehead with a house slipper. Those rubber souls make a cool sound smacking a forehead.
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 01:55 AM
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11. to be honest
your right, she's the kind of person who needs to know the barometric pressure, she lives and dies by the barometric pressure. She watches the weather channel like it's a docu-drama
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jellybelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:55 PM
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5. she gave you good material to use on DU
go over there and kiss her... :)
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gardenista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:56 PM
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6. Dude, if you're laying in bed with your wife and surfing DU at the same
time, it's time to put the computer down! Especially with all that romantic snow out there.

No laptops allowed in our bedroom!
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 01:56 AM
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12. If only I could
mention bed laptop things in the lounge, not to mention mirrored ceilings.
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steely Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 11:11 PM
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7. Aren't they cute?
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 11:31 PM
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8. Hey, I love DU, too, but I put it down when I'm in bed with my wife.
:eyes:





Peace, dude. B-)
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 01:57 AM
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13. yer
but I think she just pooted. Yup, she did.
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