OK I want some DU lady to please let me chill on your couch and drink beer

[JVS]

That shall be the full extent of any relationship. I don't do that whole caring/sharing/moving thing. Maybe we can shoot the breeze if you feel like it but I make no guarantees.

[derbstyron]

1. Shit!

Is this where Im going wrong??

[JVS]

2. You wanna come too and watch the Stiller game?

[derbstyron]

16. Not unless you live in FL

It doesn't matter. Actually, there really is no reason to watch
any of them.

We both know the Steelers are going to kick ass, right?

:toast:

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Oh good.

I don't do the whole caring/sharing/moving thing, either.

Just shooting the breeze?

[JVS]

4. Yeah, you know, shooting the breeze.

Also known as making wiseass comments and jokes when the muse so moves one.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. And, that's it?

[JVS]

8. I'll need to use the can occasionally

But that's it

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Well.

Even Mr. Bouncy would be ok with it, in that case.

;-)

[Skittles]

whose beer?

nt

[JVS]

7. I suppose I could bring some or if you have some that's cool too

[Skittles]

25. are you a f***ing freeloader?

I bet you are.

[JVS]

26. You got a problem with that?

[Skittles]

27. nah, all of my boyfriends have been freeloaders

:D

[Skittles]

5. argh double post

nt

[AZCat]

10. I have this relationship (sort of)

Except she's not a Duer - quite the opposite. She's a hard-core fundy.

But she lets me control the remote and we have good sex. And she hasn't pushed the caring/sharing/moving thing.



Oh yeah - she voted for Bush in 2000 but she didn't this year! (she actually didn't vote at all, which is a lukewarm victory)

[Bouncy Ball]

11. hard core fundy and good sex?

Does not compute.

[AZCat]

15. See the many, many threads here on fundie deviants

There's one here in the lounge, started by you! :)


Okay, so the sex isn't great, but it's better than www_icantgetlaid_com or something...

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Please tell me you've been with a liberal woman or two

right?

}(

Heh heh heh.

[AZCat]

21. Yeah, but as the song says: you take what you can get

I was picky at one point but after wrecking a number of relationships I thought, "What's the point? Why worry about all these details when I'm not going to stay in the relationship long enough for them to matter?"

Cynical but effective.

[Bouncy Ball]

22. I can see that.

Totally.

[Bouncy Ball]

12. hard core fundy and good sex?

Does not compute.

[JVS]

14. when people try to bottle something up it can fester and grow

and be unleashed at certain occasions

[JVS]

13. Sounds like a real keeper

I'm happy for you

[AZCat]

17. Keeper?

Nahhh... Eventually she'll want a real relationship and I'm not prepared to give her that. I can deal with the fundie stuff when it's at arms length, but it's a real issue, as is the political side (although she is willing to give in some there). I keep her around mostly for the sex and the TV (I don't have one).

[JVS]

19. If she asks why you won't give a real relationship just say "Trust Jesus..

If the Lord wishes for us to have a commited relationship, it will happen" Then continue sitting on the couch drinking beer. If she becomes upset chastize her for not accepting the consequences of Divine Providence.

edit: typo

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Is it bad

that I laughed really hard at that?

[4morewars]

24. Me too !!!

I don't think it's bad per se, I'm actually OK with using peoples stupidity against them whenever I get the chance.

[AZCat]

23. LOL

That's exactly the kind of thing that comes from her church pals.

The only problem is that she knows I am an unbeliever, and such a statement would be greeted with derision (she's a fundy, but a smart one).

There are lots of other "tools" I have honed over the years that I can use though. Some are cruel, but effective.

[sam sarrha]

28. what every woman wants is an F'n alocholic hanging around drinkng her beer

doing nothing stinking up the place :beer: :boring: :beer: :puke: :grr: :spank:

[JVS]

29. What's not to love about it?

[hippiechick]

30. You're welcome to, if I'm not home.

If I wanted something else to take up space in my apartment, I'd find a pet rock at the park.


:hippie: