I can't decide whether to blow my nose or not -- HELP ME, DU!

[asthmaticeog]

I don't have any tissues, but isn't it kind of wrong to use a paper towel or a bit of toilet paper? Using a paper towel might make me start to associate my kitchen counter with boogers, and butt paper on my FACE I just don't even want to think about. I can't wipe it on my sleeve because I don't want to leave snot-tracks - it's a nice shirt.

My nose is STILL running, what should I dooooooooooo?

[SeattleRob]

1. blow it! nt

[asthmaticeog]

2. But... but... but...

I already said why I CAAAAAN'T!

[trotsky]

3. Sheesh I use toilet paper all the time.

A lot more economical than kleenex.

[asthmaticeog]

5. I couldn't handle it, psychologically, I mean.

I can't put something meant for a butt up my NOSE!

[trotsky]

18. OK you would have to get over that.

Seriously, it's no big deal. It hasn't touched a butt YET, it's just as virgin as a kleenex! It doesn't have to be folded or packed into a box, so it's "touched" less than kleenex and might just be more sanitary - ever think of that?

[prolesunited]

4. How about one of those snorts

where you suck it down the back of your throat? Voila! No paper needed at all.

[asthmaticeog]

8. I fear it's already too far gone. I might have to cut my nose off!

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Go to the store and buy kleenex, but use cash

becasue you do not want to use your signatre when buying kleenex.

[asthmaticeog]

11. Right, right - they might figure out where I LIVE.

[LeftCoast]

7. If you're still "spelunking" that's the least of your worries.

:D

[qnr]

9. Buy an airline ticket to Point Barrow, and let it freeze! n/t

[tk2kewl]

10. Baseball sneeze!

you know, a finger along side the nose to hold one nostril shut. then lean out and blow hard and quickly through the other. a nice booger should be ejected

[asthmaticeog]

13. That's called a "Farmer Blow" where I come from.

It's so disrespectful to agararian people.

[prolesunited]

15. Works great when you're cycling as well

or so I've head.

[jjmalonejr]

17. Do this in the shower

One nostril at a time. Block the right one, expel from the left one. Block the left one, expel for the right one.

We call it an "Irish Hanky".

(Everyone else picks on the Irish, so we pick on ourselves first.)

[Dr.Phool]

12. Just wipe it on your arm

If you're wearing a long sleeve shirt. If you're wearing a short sleeve shirt, you're on your own.

[terrya]

14. If you had put this in poll form, I'd answer you.

But since you didn't....you're on your own. :-)

[asthmaticeog]

16. But terrya, I need HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLP!

[Kire]

19. butt paper on your face is an extraordinary experience

but, please remember to blow your nose before you wipe

likewise, wipe before you blow your nose

In fact, it is best not to use the same sheet on both ends of your body at the same time.

For research on this matter, I suggest seeing "The Aviator."

[asthmaticeog]

20. But if I wipe before I blow my nose...

...EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Kire]

21. what the heck did I just say?

I don't make any sense sometimes. What's worse is, I'm not even funny.

I guess the important thing is, don't wipe and blow your nose at the exact same time (???)

[asthmaticeog]

22. You're right - I might explode!