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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 03:37 PM
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MORE ON penguins... (Sorry, didn't want y'all to miss the joke)
So...

A penguin was having car trouble...

He dropped the car (it's a special 'penguin' car) off at a repair shop and the guy said he could look at it in about 20 minutes.

The penguin spotted the 7-11 across the street and went over to get some ice cream.

Since he has really tiny arms he got the darn vanilla ice cream all over his tux and beak.

20 minutes later, he returns to the auto shop, and the repairman says to him, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"Naw," the penguin said, "That's just ice cream..."

(insert rimshots)

Thank you... I'll be in the Lounge all Weekend! Tip your waitresses!!!

:toast:
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 03:38 PM
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1. grrrroooooooooooooooooooaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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HEAVYHEART Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 03:39 PM
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2. Buwahahaha!
hehehehe.. heh.. eh.. That was cute!! :7
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 03:40 PM
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3. I told this one to my husband
who ignored me, which means he liked it!
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 03:44 PM
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4. Admitttedly dumb, but
The punch line CRACKS ME UP! I don't know why... :shrug:
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