Insult response thread.

[gtp1976]

What is the perfect response to any insult?

I'll give an example.

Insult: Does your Mom know you're gay?
Response: No, but your Mom knows I'm not.

Again, this scenario is not meant to offend anyone, it is just an example of a great comeback to an insulting question. I am not implying that being gay is a bad thing. It is just the first best response that came to mind. Mom jokes are always a great comeback. :-)

[parasim]

1. Here's my favorite...

"Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called and it's all out of you!"

classic Costanza there, i tell ya

[porkrind]

2. Bruce Willis is a prick,

but I like his line in Last Boy Scout: "Head or Gut?"

[Floogeldy]

3. Reminds me of . . .

. . . one of my favorite lines from "Aliens," when Private Vasquez is doing pullups and Private Hudson asks her, "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?" Her great insult reply is, "No. Have you?"

[davsand]

4. Blanket response to ANY rude comment:

(Say this VERY loudly) "Your WHAT hurts?"

The key to success with that one is a belligerent attitude an an ability to project your voice over a room full of conversations.


Laura