The Star Wars Xmas Special

[democracyindanger]

http://krupsjustsayin.blogspot.com/2004/12/holy-grail-of-crap.html

via DailyKos via TomTomorrow

Wow, I didn't realize how effective my brain was at blocking this from my childhood memories. It may take a while (14MB), but well worth the download.

[tjdee]

1. VH1 told me that it sucked.

Because apparently most of the script is Chewbacca and his family making Chewie sounds??

But it must be cool seeing something that old--just today someone here was telling me about the California Raisins Christmas Special....

Ahh, nostalgia.

[democracyindanger]

2. It sucks so badly

that to say "it sucks" doesn't justify its suckiness.

Along with Ford, Fisher and Hamill, Bea Arthur and I think Harvey Korman is in it.

It's so horrible you have to see it.

[Longgrain]

3. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

RE: Star Wars special...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Please don't make me pull that dusty old tape from off of my shelf!




P.S. I do have fond memories from seeing it as a kid tho.

[DS1]

4. It's so bad, I can't watch it.

Nope, I have to click it off

[democracyindanger]

5. FACE YOUR FEAR!

YOU MUST WATCH!

[HawkerHurricane]

8. I have faced my fear...

NOW I RELEASE MY ANGER!

It was a typical Hollywierd schlock Christmas, attached to Star Wars. Poorly.

[democracyindanger]

9. Typical?

No, no...it is unique in its crapitude.

[HawkerHurricane]

11. Only unique...

in that they made a Christmas special for a blockbuster movie...
TV show Christmas specials are awful also. But the shows they make them for aren't things that change the way movies are made.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. I couldn't either. "Maybe tomorrow when I'm more awake" I tell myself.

Lies. All lies.

[Sannum]

7. This has to be the worst thing I have ever seen.

And I sat through the "Green Acres Reunion Movie" where Arnold got lost in New York City. I have a pretty high-tolorance for bad movies, but what the hell were these people on when they made this! Half of the budget had to be for Cocaine. This is just awful.

[Cush]

10. wow

[anti_shrub]

12. If anyone wants a copy on DVD, shoot me a PM

$10 (including shipping) and it even comes with the actual trailers for the original trilogy, including one for "Revenge of the Jedi".

/end cheap shill....

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

13. I tried watching more of this this AM, just couldn't do it... ARRRGGGHHHH