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Lone Pawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:20 AM
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Fucking my back is agony
Seriously, guys, don't try it.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:21 AM
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1. I shall resist.
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Lone Pawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:23 AM
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2. I appreciate it.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:27 AM
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3. Uh, the back has no holes. Except skin pores, but those would be too small
except for *'s of course. :wow:
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Lone Pawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:36 AM
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4. Why do you think it's such agony?
You try either fucking or having someone trying to fuck you on just smooth skin. It fuckin' hurts, man! It's like someone whacking you with a pool cue over and over again!
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:39 AM
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5. If your back is agony fucking
then you'll have to fucking
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:40 AM
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6. Try your front
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Lone Pawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:42 AM
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7. Woah! That's fucking awesome!
Thanks, man! I owe you one!

...and by that I mean I owe you one general favor, not a fuck. Unless you're particularly gorgeous.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:47 AM
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8. Some day, and that day may never come...
I might need to hunt for an apartment in Minneapolis. If that day comes, I would like to be able to crash on your couch for a few days while I search for a good place
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Lone Pawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:48 AM
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9. Hey, DU's family.
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