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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:40 PM
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The best men are from ______ (state) because_________
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:41 PM
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1. Texas
because everything is bigger in Texas. :evilgrin:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:42 PM
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2. including your imagination
Edited on Tue Dec-21-04 05:42 PM by matcom
:P

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:44 PM
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3. I didn't hear you complaining!
:P
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:46 PM
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4. My ears, my eyes
puppies and kittens, puppies and kittens, puppies and kittens
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:47 PM
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7. Hehehehehe...
matcom corrupted me! x(
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:49 PM
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10. matcom is always corrupting people
He's a bad influence. A nice boy like you shouldn't be hanging out with the likes of him.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:51 PM
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11. He turned me into a threadjacking asshole!
:scared:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:51 PM
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12. I AM ANGELIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i'm a virgin!!

and PURE!!

and GOOD!!

and WHOLESOME!!

and a big LIAR!!! :D

wanna fool around???? :D
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:54 PM
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13. Here, with everyone watching?
I wouldn't feel comfortable. Sides, aren't you married?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:00 PM
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18. everyone has seen me nekkid already!!!!
married/schmarried!! :D

the entire LOUNGE has seen me nekkid before!

:D

GOPisEVIL has also seen a "special" side of me :P

he NEVER had a problem with me being "married" either!!!

:bounce:

JUST ASK HIM!!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:02 PM
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20. You told me you were leaving your wife for me!!
I feel so used! :cry:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:03 PM
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21. yeah, your used
so SHUT UP!!

you LIKE being "USED"

you told me so

HEY!! 21 days until MEXICO!!!

you gonna get up this time and wait for me??

HUH???
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:06 PM
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23. I wait for you every year!
But you couldn't get the airplane into my apartment complex. Then I tried waiting by the office, and we got the time zones wrong. Now I have a house, with my own front door, and I'll set my clocks to eastern time. Now don't forget me dammit!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:07 PM
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24. You do have a point
The Lounge hasn't seen me nekkid, but I did post nekkid once, so that counts, I guess.

I'm not sure if I'm prepared to fight GOPisEVIL for you. Texans are tough, and I'm just a timid little Canadian.

What the hell *smooch*
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:09 PM
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25. I'm sensing a royal rumble!
A Texas cage-match as it were!

Bouncy Ball vs. yvr girl vs. matcom vs. GOPisevil

Winner take...uh...something....
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:14 PM
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26. She's afraid of me
All talk and no action.

I vote for mud or maybe chocolate pudding.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:16 PM
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30. Chocolate pudding!!
:bounce:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:21 PM
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32. Clean up would be more fun
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:21 PM
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33. Definitely!
:9
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:29 PM
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36. Did ya notice what a chicken matcom was
one little smooch and he disappears. I think he really wanted to fool around with you.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:30 PM
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37. His loss!
He who snoozes, loses!

:*
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:40 PM
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40. I feel so rejected though
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:40 PM
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41. Tell me all about it.
:hug:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:47 PM
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44. I think we should flirt like mad to get matcom jealous
It'll servie him right for rejecting us both.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:49 PM
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46. He's got his fudge to keep him company.
Did he share with us? No! x(
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:50 PM
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47. Bastard
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:51 PM
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48. I know!
I have some cookies, and I'll share!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:02 PM
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51. Can we do the Lady and the Tramp thing
with cookies? Nibble, nibble, smooch.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:02 PM
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52. Sure...but they're small cookies.
The nibbles will have to be small too. :*
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:09 PM
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53. As long as you don't skimp on the smooches
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:09 PM
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54. Never!
*gets out snorkel in case the hose gets turned on us*
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:13 PM
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55. You must have been a boy scout
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:14 PM
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56. Eagle Scout, even!
:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:17 PM
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57. you two need a ROOM!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:18 PM
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59. Jealous?
:*
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:18 PM
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58. Oh, la, la
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:34 PM
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61. Ready! Aim! Fire!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:36 PM
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62. Do your worst!


:evilgrin:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:38 PM
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64. This ought to cover it - and I see that you are sorta one way with
only one set of snorkling gear - not a way to win someone's heart, my dear!

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:43 PM
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66. Covered!
Edited on Tue Dec-21-04 07:45 PM by GOPisEvil


Oh yeah...and another set

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:46 PM
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5. your skate got caught in my "naughty place"
and Zomby smells like Grandma x(

i'm so twisted and confused
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:48 PM
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8. Oooohh...ouch.
:hurts:
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paula777 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:56 PM
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14. I dated a guy from Texas ... everything is NOT bigger in Texas!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:57 PM
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15. Have you ever heard the phrase...
...the exception that proves the rule? :evilgrin:
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paula777 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:58 PM
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16. I didn't want to give it a second chance ... Too disappointing
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:59 PM
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17. Oh well...his loss, I'm sure.
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:17 PM
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31. I would have to say the Sexiest men to me are from Texas
But the best men for me are from the East Coast - because I grew up there and they "GET" an Italian girl from Jersey who doesn't take any shit and swears like a Long Shoreman. LOL
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:47 PM
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6. Texas
cause I loves me some cowboys. :-)
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CitySky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 05:48 PM
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9. Texas
'cause their mamas raise 'em right! :P
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:01 PM
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19. Massachusetts, b/c they're liberals, and everyone knows that liberals
Edited on Tue Dec-21-04 06:01 PM by StopTheMorans
are way more open and hence are better in the sack :evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:15 PM
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27. as in paper sack?
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:16 PM
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29. whatever floats your boat :)
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:47 PM
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45. I agree, me and my husband are both massholes
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:05 PM
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22. Ohio
Because were already fat and our SO don't need to fatten us up after we get hitched.
:evilgrin:
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:16 PM
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28. New York
Best educated, hardest working, love women.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:22 PM
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35. All very good points
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:36 PM
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39. Con: Yankee fans
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:22 PM
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34. the state of Expatria because they had the good sense to get out....
of South Carolina ... in this case.

"I may be darkening your door soon, YVR," he said with a snidely chortle, twisting his oiled mustache between spidery fingers.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:31 PM
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38. Arizona
Because the cacti aren't the only things with stiff pricks around here. :evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:42 PM
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42. It must be a little disconcerting
walking down the street, or riding in elevators.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:44 PM
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43. nope
Liek cacti, it's part of the landscape. :D
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Anakin Skywalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 06:52 PM
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49. Any New England State!
We are incredibly gifted in the cerebral region. :)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:00 PM
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50. Intelligent men are very attractive
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:19 PM
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60. Minnesota, because we've never voted for a Reagan or a Bush!
:)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:36 PM
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63. Born in Ohio grew up mostly in Virginia
the proof is in the pudding
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:40 PM
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65. Call me crazy, but I don't think she's paying any attention to you.
and it isn't just a sandwich *runsforcover*

:hi:
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