Wow! The U.S. Army wants me!!! Should I join?

[Coventina]

They must be pretty hard up if they're recruiting 36 year old women!

I can get a free army tee shirt if I either a) request more information or b) send them someone else's info.

Hmmm.....

[Florida_Geek]

1. The Bush Twins should get you a free Tee

:)

[brainshrub]

2. On one hand, you'd be giving the govt someones personal info...

but on the other hand you get a free shirt!

I'm glad I don't have to choose.

[Coventina]

4. I know, isn't it grotesque?

They're getting dumb kids to sell each other out for crappy t-shirts.

:puke:

[MikeG]

13. Join and you won't have two hands for long.

[librarycard]

3. More info please

Were you personally solicited?

And, what color is the T-shirt? I hate green.

[Coventina]

5. I received this exciting offer in the mail.

Personally addressed to me.

They got my name and address from the college I am currently attending.

The t-shirt is white with a small emblem on the upper left.

[noshenanigans]

6. You should submit..

The info for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Coventina]

9. LOL! Good one!

:thumbsup:

[ET Awful]

7. QUICK, what's Rim Job's address?

Or maybe would could send them the addresses of a bunch of College Republicans?

[jeff30997]

12. That's a great idea !

[cornermouse]

8. Not if you want to continue living...

[TlalocW]

10. Man, you're lucky

In high school, I was just offered tube socks.

A recruiter was stupid enough to call my houseonce when I was a senior - I was already heading to college with an academic scholarship. I laughed at him and hung up the phone.

TlalocW

[u4ic]

11. They don't want you

they just want your body. Same old story.

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. No fair! When they sent me mine they only offered me a hat! I want a shirt

:(

[Wilber_Stool]

15. The letter I got just said "Greetings."

Of course, that was some time ago.

[Florida_Geek]

16. LOL, I was RA, I did not wait for the happy GREETING

letter.

[Wilber_Stool]

17. RAs didn't fare too well back then

Whenever they tried to complain, we just told them to shut the fuck up.