No more Mr Nice Guy! No more Mr Clean!

[edbermac]

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me.
I opened doors for little old ladies,
I helped the blind to see.
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
They say he's sick, he's obscene.

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
They say he's sick, he's obscene.

My dog bit me on the leg today.
My cat clawed my eyes.
Ma's been thrown out of the social circle,
And dad has to hide.
I went to church incognito.
When everybody rose, the Reverend Smith,
He recognized me,
And punched me in the nose.
No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
They say he's sick, he's obscene.

No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
They say he's sick, he's obscene.

[J-Lo Biafra]

1. Alice Cooper is a Red performer.

Burn your albums and CDs. We must not support Repuke artists anymore!

[edbermac]

2. Yeah I know...him and Dennis Hopper!

Who would think that Alice and the star of Blue Velvet are hardcore Repubs!

It makes me want to cry...

[babylonsister]

5. Hopper's a repug? Say it isn't so!! nt

[edbermac]

6. Okay I won't...but he is!

He was on 60 Minutes or Dateline or one of those news magazine shows and a few months ago and said he was a Bush supporter...maybe he should be invited to the Inaugural Ball and re-enact some of his classic scenes from Blue Velvet...here are a few memorable quotes...

Frank Booth: Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!

Frank Booth: Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!

Raymond: Do you want me to pour it Frank?
Frank Booth: No I want you to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer.

Frank Booth: Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!

Frank Booth: Let's hit the fuckin' road!

Frank Booth: What kind of beer you drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Frank Booth: I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!

Frank Booth: Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

Frank Booth: I'll fuck anything that moves!

Frank Booth: Here's to your fuck!
Ben: Here's to your fuck, Frank.

Raymond: He's a pussy, Frank!
Frank Booth: Yeah, but he's our pussy. Ain't that right, tits?

Dorothy Vallens: Hello, baby.
Frank Booth: Shut up! It's Daddy, you shithead! Where's my bourbon?

Frank Booth: I can hear your fucking radio you stupid shit!

Frank Booth: Don't you fucking look at me!

Yep, Mr Easy Rider himself is a Bushie...as the movie's hero says at the end of Blue Velvet..."It's a strange world."

[HEAVYHEART]

7. Damn.

I didn't know that. Does anybody know of a list of celebrities that indicates what party they're affiliated with? I'd love to see that.

[Coventina]

3. Is the They Might Be Giants song "Why Should I Feel Sad?"

about Alice Cooper?

My sister thinks so. It kind of fits.

[johnnie]

4. I know people here dislike Alice now

But I really liked his stuff in the Alice Cooper band. Even some of his solo stuff was pretty cool.