I contend this song is for drunk Sesame Street fans!

[Gothic Sponge]

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[CatBoreal]

1. Gothic Sponge....

You have too much time on your hands.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. Trying to kill it.

[trof]

3. Waaaay too much.

Go rake some leaves.