500 posts! and my first dumb-ass Ask Me Anything post.

[Caution]

Go ahead, ask away! Finally made it to 500.

[RobertSeattle]

1. Is your Father's DU name Precaution?

:)

[Caution]

2. No, but I'll suggest that to him

Considering he is a bit to the left of Noam Chomsky this would be a fitting moniker!

[SOteric]

3. What

is the air speed of an unladen swallow?

[Caution]

5. African or European swallow?

[prolesunited]

4. So, do you come here often?

What's your sign? ;-)

Congratulations! :toast:

[Caution]

6. Daily

I'm an Aries. Born on Friday the 13th , my sister was born on the Ides of March, my brother's name is Jason, and my father's name is Freddy. Seriously.

[newyawker99]

7. Congrats Caution!!

:toast:

[prolesunited]

8. That's very weird!

I'm an Aries, too, but the 16th. :hi:

[sistersofmercy]

21. Wow, too strangely funny!

I'm an Aries also, born on Easter.
Hi, caution.:hi: Congrats on 500!

[zekeson]

9. IF you could be any animal

how would you create world peace?

and cognrats on 500!

[Caution]

10. interesting question...

Well i would choose to be a giraffe. Why? Not really sure. To create world peace I would then organize all my giraffe brothers and sisters into a fighting force the like the galaxy has never seen. We would then slowly work our way across the globe, destroying all who oppose us with our giraffe might (the neck, it's all about the neck). After achieving global domination I would rule as an enlightened despot and bring about a period of peace that would span generations with my small herd leading the way.

[zekeson]

15. It is about the neck

nice reply! Though remember, it is easy to be a holy man on a mountain. I'm sure that pertains to giraffes in some way, but I gotta go to lunch

[lpbk2713]

11. Has your mom considered taking the post of SecDef

in the next Administration?

[Caution]

12. I'll have to ask

She and I will both be taking the week of the Democratic National Convention off work for volunteer duty ( I may try to get myself in as a delegate).

My mom would make one seriously funny SecDef though.

[swinney]

13. CONGRATULATIONS--A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU

WANT QUESTIONS? TRY THESE?
1. how many were "convicted" of a "felony" which was commited "while working for" President Clinton?

2. Where was Reagan ranked in list of presidents after being out of office for five years By U.S. Historical Society poll of it's members And poll of 500 professors of history in colleges and universities?

3. How many BJ's did Nancy Davis/Reagan perform in Hollywood?

4. How many times did Nancy Davis/Reagan perform BJ'S on actors Robert Walker and Peter Lawford on their trip to Phoenix?

5. how many lies by Bush and staffers does clarence swinney post on
internet?
6.How many waffles does swinney post on Bush? "I say what I mean and mean what I say"--"Trust me-promises made promises kept".
7.How many lies were listed in the book--"Ronald Reagan-there he goes again"?
7B. How many times did reagan and poindexter state under oath "I do not remember"?
8. How many times did Bush lie on reason for invading Iraq?
9.How many different ways did Bush lie on reason(s) for invading Iraq?
10. How many convicted criminals did Bush hire?
11. How many lost a job in past three years?
12. How much of tax cuts went to top 1%--top 5%--top 10%?
13. Which party, from 1921, created 75,820,000 net new jobs?
14. Which party created only 36,440,000 net new jobs from 1921?
15. Which party had DOW grow by 52% more than opposing party?
16. Which party wasted $110,000,000 in a failed effort to destroy one of all time great presidencies?
17. who, unquestionably, was GREATEST PRESIDENT OF TWENTIETH CENTURY?

[email protected] UNBIASED.

[Caution]

14. Answers:

1. how many were "convicted" of a "felony" which was commited "while working for" President Clinton?

not many

2. Where was Reagan ranked in list of presidents after being out of office for five years By U.S. Historical Society poll of it's members And poll of 500 professors of history in colleges and universities?

shoudl be the bottom

3. How many BJ's did Nancy Davis/Reagan perform in Hollywood?

oodles

4. How many times did Nancy Davis/Reagan perform BJ'S on actors Robert Walker and Peter Lawford on their trip to Phoenix?

mucho

5. how many lies by Bush and staffers does clarence swinney post on
internet?

1x10E100

6.How many waffles does swinney post on Bush? "I say what I mean and mean what I say"--"Trust me-promises made promises kept".

0

7.How many lies were listed in the book--"Ronald Reagan-there he goes again"?

Again, Oodles

7B. How many times did reagan and poindexter state under oath "I do not remember"?

"I do not remember"

8. How many times did Bush lie on reason for invading Iraq?

thrice, but he kept repeating those three over and over and over and over and over and...

9.How many different ways did Bush lie on reason(s) for invading Iraq?

Oodles

10. How many convicted criminals did Bush hire?

Is anyone in his administration not a convicted criminal?

11. How many lost a job in past three years?

over 3 million

12. How much of tax cuts went to top 1%--top 5%--top 10%?

90% 95% 99%

13. Which party, from 1921, created 75,820,000 net new jobs?

Democratic

14. Which party created only 36,440,000 net new jobs from 1921?

Republican

15. Which party had DOW grow by 52% more than opposing party?

Democratic

16. Which party wasted $110,000,000 in a failed effort to destroy one of all time great presidencies?

Republican

17. who, unquestionably, was GREATEST PRESIDENT OF TWENTIETH CENTURY?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

[lpbk2713]

20. I had no idea Nancy-pants was so ............. "naughty".

But then Ray-gun always said she had a good head on her shoulders.

[VOX]

16. If you were a car, what year/model would you be?

a bulky 1965 Lincoln Continental? The tiny but intrepid 1978 Honda Civic? Slow-plugger 1987 Volvo 240 DL? Other?

[Caution]

17. 1981 Delorean

Silver, automatic.

[VOX]

19. Silly joke about the Delorean: As it travels down the road....

The white lines disappear. (Reference to the maker's alleged cocaine habit.)

Told you it was silly. :toast:

[LuLu550]

18. why am I here?

and not home taking a nap? :eyes:

congrats on 500!
:toast:

[Caution]

24. because of the righteous outrage over the Bush Administration Policies

[Darranar]

22. How long did it take you?

[Caution]

23. About 4 months

sometimes would go a week without posting, sometimes 20 in a day. Depends upon my mood, how busy work is, if i decide to log in at night.