What's the most embarrassing thing I could do at my boss's Xmas party?
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:06 PM
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Poll question: What's the most embarrassing thing I could do at my boss's Xmas party?
Hurry, I need an answer before I leave at 6:30. I want to make an impression.
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:08 PM
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Either way you would just look nuts. More so if you show up in your birth day suit.
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:09 PM
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2. Public Masturbation (sorry, but that would be embarrassing right?)
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:12 PM
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5. OR.. stand with your pecker in the punch and see who notices first
when they do that will probably be almost the same time you are fired.
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:13 PM
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throw your own feces around, also.
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:17 PM
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Pale Blue Dot
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:18 PM
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10. I did the feces-throwing last year.
I don't want to repeat myself.
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:09 PM
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3. Get drunk and make a pass at his dog!
Edited on Sat Dec-11-04 05:12 PM by terrya
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:11 PM
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4. Costume..defintiely go with the costume
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:14 PM
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:15 PM
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8. A girl I used to work with got drunk and puked on the boss one year
I think that would top the list of the most embarassing ones I've actually witnessed :)
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:21 PM
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11. I voted for the nekkid one
:evilgrin: I hope your work party is better than the ones I've had to endure. have fun
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:25 PM
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12. Thanks. This is an actual true exchange I had with my boss yesterday.
ME: I'm bringing a date to your Christmas party... BOSS: Oh, that's great! ME: ...if I can afford her.
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:29 PM
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:D oh c'mon.. you can't tell me you don't have a date! How're things going? Mom and Dad still expect you in by 10? :-)
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:33 PM
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14. They're going out to a party tonight, too.
So I can be out until 10:30 tonight! :D
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:37 PM
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:-) enjoy your party!! good to see you around :hi:
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:40 PM
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16. Eat about 3 large cans of Beans followed by some of those...
...extra spicy sausages plus 4 pickled eggs. During the introductions cut a HUGE Fart when you shake anybody's hand and say (real Loud) "God Damn!..that fucker's gonna strip the wallpaper down!" ...Plus... anytime you feel a "Big One" coming on, walk up to a crowd of guests and say "Heh..Heh..Guess what I have for you?"
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Sat Dec-11-04 05:56 PM
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17. Get drunk, make pass at his wife/daughter, Then stand up and tell everyone
what you think of the boss, his family, and the company, THEN pass out. I think that about covers it for your career. :)
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Sat Dec-11-04 06:22 PM
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18. Yark in the punch bowl. Go to the loo and come out with
your pants on backwards and a strand of tp trailing from your caboose.
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Sat Dec-11-04 08:04 PM
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22. I say try pee in it from across the room, and if possible, bank shot it
off the family portrait :7
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Sat Dec-11-04 06:24 PM
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19. Dance like Elaine from Seinfeld.
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Sat Dec-11-04 06:28 PM
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20. Get drunk, shit pants
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Sat Dec-11-04 06:28 PM
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21. Crap in the punch bowl.
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