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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 03:28 PM
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Women should stay home to raise, clean and cook children.
Discuss...

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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 03:30 PM
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1. Sounds like the...
... Jonathan Swift school of child-rearing....
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 03:30 PM
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2. Hey! You got the proper sequence to a tasty meal of children.
:)
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 03:31 PM
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3. But Smeagol likes them raaaaawww! n/t
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Florida_Geek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 03:49 PM
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4. Well
if they want to that is their choice.....
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 06:41 PM
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5. I never know what wine to use with them
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 06:42 PM
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6. Is Your House Made From Gingerbread?
Edited on Sat Dec-11-04 06:43 PM by arwalden
Nibble-nibble like a mouse...
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 06:44 PM
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7. By all means, serve a red wine with those cooked children.
A Merlot or a Burgundy is nice. :-)

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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 07:07 PM
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8. First you raise em, then you clean em, then you cook em,
then you serve them with a good Chianti!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 07:08 PM
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9. I hate the cleaning part
I can never remember which parts get thrown out and which go in the gravy... :silly:
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Saffy Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 07:10 PM
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10. Given that most children have 0 body fat...
Edited on Sat Dec-11-04 07:11 PM by Saffy
...and the rest of their mean mass is made up of bone and muscle, I say women ought to stay home to raise, clean and cook their husbands first. One husband, fattened by hours of web surfing, could feed a family of 4, and their neighbors, for a couple of weeks!



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