What Powers Would You Give The Ultimate Liberal Subversive Superhero?

[Khephra]

The ones off the top of my head:

Telepathy
Invisibility
teleportation
non-detection
hightened senses of all types

Suggestions?

I'm thinking of someone like a superpowered version of The Question, but with a more liberal take...someone who would use their powers to find out secrets and expose them.

[leftist_rebel1569]

1. Disruption of freeper thought

or, well, disruption of the lack thereof...

[soleft]

2. The Lasos of truth

[Khephra]

4. I actually hear Wonder Woman is good as a comic again

Every 5 or 7 years someone comes on the title and really gives it a pro-feminist view...this seems to be the new high-point of the cycle.

Strange thing is, it always happens when a male writer comes in and explores the Greek mythology side of the character.

[soleft]

8. actually, I saw Linda Carter on VH1 saying she wanted to use it on *

[Khephra]

11. You did know that WW lost her powers when tied up by a man

originally, so I've heard.

The early WW stuff was borderline bondage comics.

[soleft]

15. I did not know,but I'll alert RBNYC

hmmm, her birthday is coming up.....

[goobergunch]

3. Mental C-SPAN viewing

so that he/she wouldn't have to be near a television to find out what Congress was doing.

(That's what I want, anyway... )

[Khephra]

9. Oh man...I'd die for super-tele-networking

Can I use that sometime?

[liberalmuse]

5. The ability...

to render repubs speechless, or unable to tell a lie--same thing.

[iambe]

6. The ability to reverse right-wing spin

In a very literal way (maybe with a Wonder Woman lasso?)

[KittyWampus]

7. Ability To Override Tampering With Electronic Voting Machines

Everything else would work out, if we could just get the votes counted.

[Terran]

10. Truthspeak would be best

Make all the MF's say what they really think, admit to what they've really done.

[w13rd0]

12. Unhindered powers...

...of making logical, coherent arguments that can not be ignored by even the most thick-headed freeper-type...

[Brucey]

13. Logical thinking.

[Gman]

14. The power to turn rich blue haired white Republican women

into domestic help illegal alien Mexican women.

Let them find out what it's like in the real world.

[Fenris]

16. The "Gay-zer"

Here's my idea: our superhero has the ability to turn even the most ardent heterosexual conservative into a flaming homosexual for 30 minutes. Probably not much use to that, other than sheer entertainment for the rest of us. Imagine Jerry Falwell in leather chaps, a leather vest, and a big black moustache. Yeah, that would never get old.

By the way, I'm sorry if anything I said offended anyone. I'm not trying to demean or belittle anyone. I would just like to see Christian conservatives become what they hate (or what they really are inside).

[Khephra]

18. That power is used in Grant Morrison's "The Filth"

Not exactly that power, but one man has the power to cause anyone to live out his sexual desires for him.

Nasty stuff....

[HawkerHurricane]

17. The ability to make others tell the truth

Invisible rays, going from him to his target, making them answer truthfully any question given them...
Can you imagine the press confrences?