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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:10 PM
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Dark and Stormy Night - Forbidden Passion (Adult Humor)
It was a cold, dark, stormy Halloween night.
They were together in the house.
Just the two of them.

The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed
he watched her jump..

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...
and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and
protect her from the storm..

She wanted that...more than anything.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out..

She screamed.

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.

He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on...as did their growing passion.
And there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.

They knew it was wrong.
Their families would never understand.

So consumed were they in their passion that they heard no opening
of doors...just the faint click of a camera......


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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:14 PM
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1. That's sexy!
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 10:15 PM by BurtWorm
They both look like they're thinking, "How humiliating!"
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:14 PM
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2. LMAO!
Hi-larious!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:15 PM
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3. Bwahhhh!!!!! LOL!!
Good one!! The look in the cat's eyes says it all.

But, isn't that passage from one of O'Reilly's books? ;)
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:16 PM
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4. Christ! I hope not!!
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sistersofmercy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:25 PM
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5. hehehehe, I like it. Thanks!
What a beautiful abyssinian cat!
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:51 PM
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6. "Reject your father and refuse his name. Or, if you will not...
just swear to be my love, and I will no longer be a Capulet"...

Romeo and Juliet-Act @, scene whatever...
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 12:18 AM
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7. kick
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 12:24 AM
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8. Hot damn, that's funny!
Now there's Dr Pepper all over my screen. Good thing it's diet!
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 01:31 AM
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9. Considering how quickly that really fascinating threads vanish...
I'm gonna kick this one :kick:
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 01:35 AM
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10. I'm glad you did
That's very good....thanks. LOL
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 02:32 AM
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11. How adorable...
I'm stealing it...
Duckie
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 02:36 AM
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12. I suppose it helps
to wait for the picture to load.

This thread made no sense whatsoever without it.
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 03:51 AM
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13. LOL! Yes, it helps to see the picture ;-)
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 07:18 AM
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14. It's the punch line
nt
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