I just had sex in a handycap bathroom - ask me anything!

[Sean Reynolds]

[Booberdawg]

1. Was anyone with you?

[Sean Reynolds]

14. Just her.

[Dogmudgeon]

2. You were alone, right?

(Ducks to avoid objects traveling at high velocity)

--bkl

[Sean Reynolds]

12. I hope.

[Paragon]

3. What are you, retarded?

And I'm guessing SHE was missing a leg...or worse.

[Sean Reynolds]

5. Of course.

[pruner]

4. did either of you* cry out "Dean" while in the throes of passion?

*assuming you had a partner.

[Sean Reynolds]

7. Sadly, no.

But I was thinking of him.

[roughsatori]

6. I hope you or your partner were handicapped!

If not, you were misusing the bathroom.

[Sean Reynolds]

9. wouldn't we be misusing ANY bathroom if it were just for sex?

[roughsatori]

27. I have a few friends who seem to think that is what they are for!

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. TOO MUCH INFORMATION

[Sean Reynolds]

10. You know ya' love it.

[leftist_rebel1569]

11. uhh....why a handicap bathroom?

[Sean Reynolds]

13. Bigger.

[AmandaRuth]

15. would like to have sex with a handyman in a cap taking a bath in a room

no no i wouldn't

[Sean Reynolds]

16. Ah sure you would.

What handyman doesn't have a nice body?

[GOPisEvil]

17. Stop gloating, dammit!

But, um, THE BATHROOM?! Ew!

[Sean Reynolds]

19. It was pretty clean.....

They do a good job at the University of Utah library.

[WillyT]

30. ROFLMAO !!!

'the University of Utah library'???

Sean, ya just attained super-hero status with me, LOL!!!

Grab a cape, and give it an initial, dude!

[BurtWorm]

18. Did the grab bars come in handy?

Just answer yes or no, please.

[Sean Reynolds]

20. Yeah

[liberalnurse]

22. Very creative.....

I'll have to keep this option open....

[Elidor]

21. Did you use the HANDRAILS, man?!

Good god, give us some fucking details here! Don't tease us with this vague bullshit! Some of us haven't been laid since Spiro Agnew held elective office! Did you slide her up and down like a banshee on a badger? Does her wheelchair need a front-end alignment after the wretched excesses of your prurient pastime? Did she throw back her head and howl like Elizabeth Dole humping a Rottweiler? Enquiring minds want to know, you miserable fuck!

[Sean Reynolds]

23. You summed it up pretty well.....

[Dogmudgeon]

32. No, not a Rottweiler ...

It was actually Anti Idiotarian Rottweiler, a well-known right-wing dandy.

--bkl

[arcos]

26. Elizabeth Dole humping a Rottweiler???

oh god..........

[Dookus]

24. Did you wash your hands afterward?

[Sean Reynolds]

25. Actually I did. :)

[koopie57]

28. so that is what was going on in there!

You found a screamer didn't you. Or was that you?

[Sean Reynolds]

29. It was me.

I scream like a little bitch!

[THUNDER HANDS]

31. um

was the seat up or down?

[Jennellist]

33. Intimacy between you and your wife

should be a more private thing, IMHO.

[Sean Reynolds]

34. My wife?

I'm too young to have a wife.

[DieboldMustDie]

39. You're in Utah...

you should have several wives by now

[Jennellist]

41. Then you are too young

to be having sex.

[WillyT]

42. Hey I Like That !!! --- I'm 47, Don't Have A Wife, And...

am too young to have sex!!!

Woo, hoo!!!

That's the nicest thing I've heard in a long time. *snif*

[SOteric]

35. Okay. But just so we're clear:

That does not usually meet the minimum standard for romantic.

[Sean Reynolds]

38. Wasn't romantic - was spontaneous tho.

[prolesunited]

36. Oh to be young

and in lust!

I trust you took appropriate precautions.

[1a2b3c]

37. What color are my pubic hairs?

[Sean Reynolds]

40. brown?

[1a2b3c]

43. Not even close

Red

[jus_the_facts]

44. Still hatin' the Mailman these days......

[Sean Reynolds]

45. yup!