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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:17 PM
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I just had sex in a handycap bathroom - ask me anything!
:pals:
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:18 PM
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1. Was anyone with you?
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:21 PM
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14. Just her.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:18 PM
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2. You were alone, right?
(Ducks to avoid objects traveling at high velocity)

--bkl
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:21 PM
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12. I hope.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:19 PM
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3. What are you, retarded?
And I'm guessing SHE was missing a leg...or worse.
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:19 PM
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5. Of course.
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pruner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:19 PM
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4. did either of you* cry out "Dean" while in the throes of passion?
*assuming you had a partner.
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:20 PM
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7. Sadly, no.
But I was thinking of him. ;-)
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roughsatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:20 PM
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6. I hope you or your partner were handicapped!
If not, you were misusing the bathroom. :)
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:20 PM
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9. wouldn't we be misusing ANY bathroom if it were just for sex?
;-)
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roughsatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:39 PM
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27. I have a few friends who seem to think that is what they are for!
:)
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:20 PM
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8. TOO MUCH INFORMATION
x(
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:20 PM
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10. You know ya' love it.
:)
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:20 PM
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11. uhh....why a handicap bathroom?
:shrug:
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:21 PM
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13. Bigger.
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AmandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:21 PM
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15. would like to have sex with a handyman in a cap taking a bath in a room
no no i wouldn't
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:22 PM
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16. Ah sure you would.
What handyman doesn't have a nice body?

:shrug:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:22 PM
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17. Stop gloating, dammit!
But, um, THE BATHROOM?! Ew!
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:23 PM
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19. It was pretty clean.....
They do a good job at the University of Utah library.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:48 PM
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30. ROFLMAO !!!
'the University of Utah library'???

Sean, ya just attained super-hero status with me, LOL!!!

Grab a cape, and give it an initial, dude!

:hi:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:23 PM
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18. Did the grab bars come in handy?
Just answer yes or no, please. ;)
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:23 PM
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20. Yeah
;-)
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:32 PM
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22. Very creative.....
I'll have to keep this option open.... :)
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:31 PM
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21. Did you use the HANDRAILS, man?!
Good god, give us some fucking details here! Don't tease us with this vague bullshit! Some of us haven't been laid since Spiro Agnew held elective office! Did you slide her up and down like a banshee on a badger? Does her wheelchair need a front-end alignment after the wretched excesses of your prurient pastime? Did she throw back her head and howl like Elizabeth Dole humping a Rottweiler? Enquiring minds want to know, you miserable fuck! :spank:
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:32 PM
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23. You summed it up pretty well.....
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:48 PM
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32. No, not a Rottweiler ...
It was actually Anti Idiotarian Rottweiler, a well-known right-wing dandy.

--bkl
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arcos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:36 PM
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26. Elizabeth Dole humping a Rottweiler???
oh god..........
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:33 PM
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24. Did you wash your hands afterward?
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:34 PM
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25. Actually I did. :)
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koopie57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:43 PM
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28. so that is what was going on in there!
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 09:44 PM by koopie57
You found a screamer didn't you. Or was that you?
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:45 PM
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29. It was me.
I scream like a little bitch! ;-)
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:48 PM
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31. um
was the seat up or down?

:evilgrin:
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Jennellist Donating Member (72 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:49 PM
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33. Intimacy between you and your wife
should be a more private thing, IMHO.
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:50 PM
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34. My wife?
I'm too young to have a wife. :)
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DieboldMustDie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:59 PM
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39. You're in Utah...
you should have several wives by now ;)
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Jennellist Donating Member (72 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:00 PM
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41. Then you are too young
to be having sex.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:05 PM
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42. Hey I Like That !!! --- I'm 47, Don't Have A Wife, And...
am too young to have sex!!!

Woo, hoo!!! :bounce: :evilgrin: :bounce:

That's the nicest thing I've heard in a long time. *snif*
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:55 PM
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35. Okay. But just so we're clear:
That does not usually meet the minimum standard for romantic.
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:59 PM
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38. Wasn't romantic - was spontaneous tho.
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:58 PM
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36. Oh to be young
and in lust!

I trust you took appropriate precautions.
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1a2b3c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:59 PM
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37. What color are my pubic hairs?
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:59 PM
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40. brown?
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1a2b3c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:09 PM
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43. Not even close
Red
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:13 PM
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44. Still hatin' the Mailman these days......
:evilgrin:
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 12:35 AM
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45. yup!
:(
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