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Superfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 06:25 PM
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Oldest genital fossils found in Scotland - No Joke
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Scientists have discovered fossils of the world's oldest genitals -- belonging to 400 million-year-old insects -- in ancient rocks in Scotland.

The penis of the ancient harvestmen insects, commonly known as a daddy-long-legs, was two-thirds the length of the body and remarkably similar to the modern-day species, New Scientist magazine said.

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kixot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 06:27 PM
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1. You know,
Something about that headline makes me want to append "Inside a sheep's bum" after it.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 06:29 PM
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2. What a shame
that humans didn't follow the trend of this 'daddy long legs' in terms of penile size.

Hey, they're sick enough to measure it and tell us about it. So why not capitalize on it? :evilgrin:
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FlaGranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 06:49 PM
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4. Well, if they did, no
human female would allow a male within a mile. :evilgrin:
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realFedUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 06:32 PM
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3. dupe thread
these genitals got really old today...but I thought
Strom Thurmond had the oldest ones.

Other thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
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seamarq Donating Member (159 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 06:50 PM
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5. Did Catherine Zeta-Jones find them?
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 06:29 AM
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6. Stop that! I'm running through keyboards at a frightening rate!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 06:34 AM
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7. Who was the lucky bastid
to pull spider-dick-measuring duty?
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 06:36 AM
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9. OH NO...
:scared: Giant spider...means...giant DICK! :scared:

Tucker
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 06:35 AM
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8. Fossil Fondue for 400 Alex
Trebek : This recent Scottish find is considered to be the oldest set of genitals in the world

Connery : What is your MOTHER? ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
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