Somehow You Meet Bush* and he offers his hand (photo-op). You.....

[matcom]

Poll question: Somehow You Meet Bush* and he offers his hand (photo-op). You.....

Poll result (55 votes)
Shake his hand. (hey never met a Prez* in person before)	(9 votes, 16%)	Vote
Shake his hand and call him an asshole (under your breath)	(3 votes, 5%)	Vote
Shake his hand and call him an asshole to his face	(15 votes, 27%)	Vote
Look at him at tell him you ain't shakin' the hand of an idiot murderer	(12 votes, 22%)	Vote
Put your hands in your pocket and tell him to screw.	(10 votes, 18%)	Vote
Cross your arms and scream LIAR in his face.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Other (please specify)	(6 votes, 11%)	Vote

[Khephra]

1. Shake his hand and have visons of the end of the world???

It could happen!

[Don_G]

2. Give Dimbo A Gift

Pirana.

[phillybri]

3. Smile and say "You're a major league asshole"

[RobertSeattle]

6. Cover your base...

Say "According to British Intelligence, you are a major league asshole". Then you have plausible deniability!

[VelmaD]

4. Part of me thinks...

it would be fun to just cut loose and tell him off about all the things that I'm furious with him about. But I don't think it would do a damn bit of good so I'd probably make my momma proud and just walk away.

DV

[scarlet_owl]

5. Two words:

Joy Buzzer. Those things really should make a comeback.

[htuttle]

7. The trick is to squeeze directly on the line of the knuckles

It's incredibly painful, even if you don't squeeze that hard.

I'm just saying...

[trof]

8. other

And I'm dead serious.
I would not shake his hand.
(my mama raised me better)
I would not say a word.
I would just look him straight in the eye and not break eye contact and wait for his reaction.
I think he would look away.
If people did this to him I think the shame would overwhelm him.

[Vikingking66]

9. hold a big Dean sign in his face n/t

[yankeedem]

10. Stinkpalm

Kevin smith reference.

[ozymandius]

But that would leave him with one!

Did you mean his real hand? Or those fake rubber ones he's carries in his jacket pocket?

[CanuckAmok]

11. First, I'd wonder how I ended up at a Radcliffe Mixer...

...then I'd shake his hand really firmly, a la Christopher Walken in "The Dead Zone", and call him asshole to his face.

[Ohio Dem]

15. "First, I'd wonder how I ended up at a Radcliffe Mixer..."

LOL

[Robb]

12. Look around quickly

No sign of Alan Funt? Run. It's a trick, and this time the men in dark suits aren't Mormons on mission.

[fob]

13. STINKFIST HIM!!

It's the honorable thing to do!

Oh, AND call him ASSHOLE!

[Cappurr]

14. I've met three presidents...

Ford and Regan being two of them. I was happy to shake their hand. But Bush? I wouldn't go out of my front door if he was standing in my yard. I certainly wouldn't shake his hand.

[ET Awful]

16. Can the secret service shoot you . ..

for spitting in the presidents face while you scream LIAR at him?

[mlawson]

17. Probably. They don't kid around. n/t

[_NorCal_D_]

18. I would be compelled

to sock him one for all the people he killed, but then again I don't want to spend the rest of my life in prison.

I would probably just cross my arms and shake my head in disgust.

[Fridays Child]

19. If I knew that the chance was coming, I'd wear a wire.

Then, while shaking his hand, I'd say, "You are pushing us into WWIII for the enrichment of you and your friends."

I would love to get a "Who cares what you think" or similar response on tape.

[TrogL]

20. Shake his hand and rant

You've met people like that - they shake your hand and shake and shake and shake and shake and shake and shake and shake and shake and they talk your damn head off and by the time it's over and you've got blisters and bruises and you use your hands for a living (typing and keyboard).

Most people who do this are Freeper types.

Return the favour.

[Padraig18]

21. I would shake his hand and...

... spit in his eye! (I'm Irish--- I couldn't help myself, officer!)

[Padraig18]

22. Duplicate

I have NO idea how it happened..LOL!

[On the Road]

23. In the Nicest Possible I Would Say:

"Mr. President, there will always be an asterisk under your hat."

That should give me enough time to get away.