Just in time for Christmas.

[trof]

Prepared to defend their beloved country, America's troops answer the call of freedom. To honor our U.S. Armed Forces, The Hamilton Collection proudly presents this Faithful Fuzzies™ collectible figurine tribute to all who serve our nation.

http://hamilton.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-...

I just...I just...oh nevermind.

[scarlet_owl]

1. Bears and Guns.

Together at last. You know, that whole arming bears thing? Never mind.

[trof]

4. I get it.

I like it.

[cmf]

2. This is messed up

on many, many levels.

[Rick Myers]

7. That is actually sick!

What happened to my country???

[Fridays Child]

3. ...and we rail against the madrasas that turn innocent Muslim children....

...into militant Islamists.

This is just disgusting!

[bif]

5. That's horible.

What a country we live in.

[hussar]

6. Who ever buys this needs therapy of the highest order

Only in America

[Duncan Grant]

8. Even the Ewoks weren't this disgusting!

This is just perverse. Sick, sad, world. to whoever brainstormed this little gem of merchandising.

[trof]

9. I really think they should have one with

a little flag-draped coffin.
Oh god, this is getting morbid.

[scarlet_owl]

13. Or a homeless amputee

Were getting closer to reality now.

[Superfly]

10. The right to arm and keep bears

it's my favorite constitutional ammendment.

[DoNotRefill]

11. Oh, come on...animals with guns are CUTE!!!

http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

sing along....

"we will fight for bovine freedom,
and hold our large heads high.
We will run free with the buffalo
or DIE!!!

Cows with guns!"

[Skittles]

12. HEY RETIRED OLD FART

THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? TELL ME THIS IS A F***ING JOKE !!!! PLEASE !!!!!!!

[trof]

16. It's THE retired old fart to you

and sadly it's not a joke.
see the website.

[Fridays Child]

14. To register a complaint, go to...

http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/cs/cs_contactus.jsp

Check "customer comments" and type "n/a" in the "confirmation number," "account number," and "approximate date of order" fields.

My email:

Re: On the Front Lines of Freedom with Faithful Fuzzies™

What in the world are you thinking?

Are you aware that innocent Muslim children are indoctrinated into militant Islamism through exposure to pictures and teachings about how war and weapons and violence are fun and good?

Your product is no different from the tools that adherents to terrorism use to train children in the Middle East. The Front Line Of Freedom Figurine is grotesque and you should be ashamed.

[Interrobang]

15. Christmas?! Holy frippin' Jeebus, it's not even Canadian Thanksgiving yet!

Way, way, waaaaay too early to be thinkin' about Christmas!!

[trof]

17. You obviously haven't been to WalMart.

It's already Christmas at ours.

[Deja Q]

18. What sort of sick psycho smeghead would buy this !%@$ anyway?!

A sweet little teddy bear with a machine gun about to shoot how many innocent people to death! Sheesh!

May as well make the teddy bear pay for its own uniform and food while they're at it.

That is... just evil!!!

The Hamilton Collection will be boycotted by me and all my friends forever.