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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:13 PM
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The Slightly Hung Cretin of all CAPTIONS


Connie is saying, "You remember, Dipshit, 'b-a-l-l-s.' You gotta show some big hairy ones at the UN. Can't go in there without ballast. (Then, laughing . . .) Oh, I forgot. You never had 'em! Ha. Ya horney little begger. . . . Hell, just follow the script. (and aside . . .) Whata gas."
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:21 PM
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1. Connie:
Look at all those poor people we have to soil our shoes on.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:23 PM
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2. Welcome to DU 7th_Sephiroth!
:toast:

(I've taken my _Dictionary of Angels_ home so I'm clueless as to what a 7th Sephiroth is.)
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:30 PM
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3. its in the Hindi Religion
I believe, i may be wrong, but it goes that when you die you face 7 trials of your charater called Sephiroth.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:45 PM
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12. Sephiroth #7 is Netzach: it's actually the Jewish mystic system of Cabala
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nannygoat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:31 PM
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4. Condi says
"Drop down and give me 20, idiot prince, and maybe I won't give you so much homework tonight."
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:42 PM
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5. "You Want Some O' Dis?"
Shrub sez, "Your Gall Danged Texas Sized Cleotis, is bigger'n my talleywhacker Pickles said!" :evilgrin:
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trogdor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:45 PM
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6. Next time try not to make such a face...
...when you're gettin' busy down there.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:50 PM
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7. "Get Down Georgie, I know how to hold my licker!"
"I'd almost forgotten what I saw IN you!"
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:07 PM
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8. (not a caption) Dammit, the evil National Securty Advisor is talking to
the evil non-President, smiling, and pointing to Hell, and I CAN'T COME UP WITH A JOKE FOR IT! Well, at least I kicked this so somebody else can
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:24 PM
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9. You wanna play search for WMD's again?

I'll bring my edible Iraq undies!!!


(on a side note) YUK!!! Think how ugly the kid would be if these two had a kid. Whistle Ass's face with her teeth!!
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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:31 PM
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10. Eat this, Bush baby, Or is it Eat this bush, baby
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:36 PM
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11. Condi to W: I'm a man!
((it looks like he's looking this way - strange man))
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