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Chuckup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:09 PM
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Britney Spears Cover Shot
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:12 PM
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1. 14:57, 14:58, 14:59
Okay, Britney, we get it. You're not a teenager anymore. You drink, smoke and snort. Now, STFU.
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_NorCal_D_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:24 PM
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7. Amen.
:bounce:
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RedSox02 Donating Member (804 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:27 PM
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10. I've seen the inside photos
All I can say is, Britney is definetly a fan of Brazil if you know what I mean. Wink Wink Nudge Nudge.
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trogdor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:36 PM
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14. ...and you kiss skanky old women.
Enough already.
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Township75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 03:00 PM
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56. Is it illegal to french kiss your grandma? Maybe we could...
put her in jail
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:13 PM
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2. Will you shut up and listen to me?!?
Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!
SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE SMASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!!

:silly:
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_NorCal_D_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:41 PM
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15. LMAO!
B-)
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:50 PM
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18. Thanks
Was wondering if anyone got that one.
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Braden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:42 PM
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I was howling
but had to leave my office.

a belated ROTFLMAO to you.

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LanternWaste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:11 PM
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22. There was absolutely no reason
There was absolutely no reason why that should be funny, but for some reason, I'm laughing my ass off at the moment.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:40 PM
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29. Oh My God... that was hilarious!
I am laughing so hard I can barely type...
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:14 PM
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3. My grocery store won't carry it
I was in there when the mag distro person was dropping them off, and the women who work there said they were offended, and that she "looks like a slut" so they wouldn't put it on the shelves. I just think she's ridiculous and talentless, but to each her own.
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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:14 PM
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Looks like a video box for "Britney Does Dallas"
or should that be Crawford?
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:25 PM
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9. hahahahaha
:D
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Chuckup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:14 PM
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4. After her Madonna kiss
she wants to make sure we don't forget what Madonna was after..
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:20 PM
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5. Stop HATIN!!!
She's got no voice and no talent.......don't hate on her for her one ASSett (or ASSets). Without that body, she's got nothing.

So let her pose for masturbation material all she wants. I much rather look at that than hear her sing....wouldn't you?
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lcordero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:21 PM
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6. She needs to a little more UNCOVERED
:evilgrin:
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 02:07 AM
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52. Oh, I think she's quite uncovered enough as is...
Not that I object!

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dani Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:24 PM
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8. I saw it at the grocery store the other day
I was like, wow. It's a nice photo but it belongs on a softcore porn mag, not Rolling Stone. :P
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:27 PM
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11. I may be a prude, but that's disgusting..
Playboy cover..it's just fine..

She needs to make up her mind.. pop star idolized by pre-teens, or
pin-up wannabee porn star.. :puke:
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:45 PM
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17. Rolling Stone needs to make up THEIR mind
Still-relevant music mag or lad mag wannabe?
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:22 PM
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24. They Made Their Choice 10 Years Ago
RS has not been relevant for that long, now. Do you know any real musician who still reads RS? I don't and i know DOZENS of players. It's a rag.
The Professor
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zekeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:42 PM
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31. beat me to it
excellent point - I haven't read it for at least that long. Picked one up at the dentist office the other day and it was even worse than I had imagined or remembered.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:52 PM
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38. I Won't Even Read One On An Airplane
Given the boredom of an 8 or 10 hour flight, if i figure it isn't even worth taking on a plane, it's a rag!
The Professor
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catpower2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:31 PM
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48. Three words: "Natalie Imbruglia cover" :)
I still like Spin as a guilty pleasure, though, not for real music news. I like CMJ for real music.

Cat
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:30 PM
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12. This has a Faux News written all over it
They feign "disgust" at the photo's but keeping showing them and showing them and showing them. Kind of like how they kept showing and showing the Britney/Madonna kiss.

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HalfManHalfBiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:35 PM
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13. No problem whatsoever with that cover
Slightly above average, I must say.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:41 PM
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16. Today Rolling Stones - in 2 years Penthouse
She's trash and in a few years even Playboy won't touch her skanky ass she's so yesterday news.


BTW - those are such fake breasts. It's a shame the gal couldn't try to make it on her own without selling herself out like this. She actually could sing but who can see her talent through all this crap she does???!!!
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Emboldened Chimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:53 PM
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19. Fake or not
Those breasts look just fine to me!

:evilgrin:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:39 PM
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28. ok we get it
you like fake body parts :puke:
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:45 PM
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33. Hey Skittles. A Question For My Wife
Have you ever known any woman, in your whole life whose breasts grew that fast and that big AFTER she turned 18!

My wife actually understands the need some women have for enhancement, but she laughs at Brit because she can't understand (nor can i) how someone already in the public eye wouldn't expect to be recognized as having implants when she got THAT big, THAT fast, after she was supposed to be done growing.

My wife says NO woman goes from 34 to 38 in 1 year after age 18, but Britney sure looks to have.

What do you think?
The Professor
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Uzybone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:49 PM
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35. They dont care
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 05:50 PM by Uzybone
but she laughs at Brit because she can't understand (nor can i) how someone already in the public eye wouldn't expect to be recognized as having implants when she got THAT big,



They may deny it but they really dont care if people know the boobs are fake or not. As long as it looks "good" and causes more heads to turn. Fake breasts are very common nowadays, there isnt any stigma associated with it.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:51 PM
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37. If You Say So
You know that she did deny, in print, that she had implants. That's why my wife thinks it so comical.
The Professor
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Pltcl_jnky Donating Member (429 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:58 PM
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20. i can see it now
Madonna, Christina and Brittany three-way Penthouse or Hustler spread

If you have to: 1) make-out with washed up hasbeen old lady or 2) younger current hot star to get your career going.....you should hang it up and live off the residuals for the rest of your life
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:02 PM
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21. I think she's rather attractive.
She may have a new career, from the looks of it.
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 03:12 AM
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53. the hair needs to be changed, but she's got some good looks
seriously.
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:19 PM
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23. Poor kid...
Sexually exploitive crap like this in your early creative years too often leads to a lack of credibility as one reaches their later years in the music industry. When you have nothing else but showing off your T&A to fall back on, hitting 30 can be a bitch. (Heck, Mariah Carey actually has TALENT and her last efforts at playing the sexed-up Daisy Mae were embarrassing beyond belief.)

Britney and Madonna will be "music" women only known for their ambition while gals like Bonnie Raitt and Aretha Franklin will live on as The Real Deal.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:24 PM
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25. Too Late For Brit
I agree on Mariah. Fabulous chops, no discernable judgment in her own career. I mean, come on! Selling T&A when you've got that voice is not sterling decision making. Especially when you're already a millionaire.

But, with li'l Britney, she already has obviated any credibility. So, T&A is all she's got. It's pathetic, but it's true.

The Professor

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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:42 PM
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30. Christina has the best voice of the lot, but she went the
slut route. Too bad. I find Nora Jones much sexier than Britney and Christina combined. Nora has loads of talent and so does her half-sister Anoushka.

http://www.anoushkashankar.com /



Nora and Anoushka


Stupidity is not sexy, Britney.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:43 PM
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32. I know that's right.
Aretha and Bonnie will live on for generations.
Singers (and I use the term loosely) like Britney fade as each day progresses.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:51 PM
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36. I prefer the term "vocal stylists" to singers (n/t)
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Rich Hunt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:29 PM
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26. airbrushing
I'm sure she looks fine the way she is....that photo is ridiculously airbrushed!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:37 PM
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27. not just airbrushed
digitally f***ed with. I bet even Britney doesn't recognize herself.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:48 PM
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34. Britney before airbrushing
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 06:02 PM
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39. That's just not right!
Golda was a great woman!
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:14 PM
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43. I know, but I
had that picture on another tab so I used it. Convenience, not malice.
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 06:35 PM
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40. oh my
Could Britney look much more like a youthful version of cartoon vixen Pamela Anderson?

If this girl weighed 200 lbs we would not know anything about her. Her vocal talent is non-existant - so here we have her assets nearly on full display. I predict the full spread in Playboy within 2 years, and porn flicks in 5.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 06:37 PM
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41. I never realized that her...
...nose was that big!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 06:53 PM
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42. Damn... another implant...!!!
Watch her feet :)
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catpower2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:19 PM
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44. Does she have scoliosis? nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:26 PM
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47. No, she just prefers "rear entry" as her favorite form of 'coupling'...
n/t
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samsingh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:20 PM
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45. very nice
great body
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:25 PM
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46. Sorry, but I think Nancy Reagan circa 2003 is much more bone-a-rific...
Britney is such an ugly pop-tart...

And she has to press against a wall to make her boobies go round. :eyes:

She's posing like she wants to take it up the "tradesman's entrance"!
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:33 PM
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49. Where is that bottle of lotion?
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:44 PM
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50. lol shes doing everything now
Talk about trying to keep a "career" alive
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:41 PM
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51. "If she was my daughter, I'd still be bathing her myself...."
:evilgrin:

Sorry, a deeply offensive comment that my good Irish mate Bill used to say whenever he saw a particularly attractive lady...

It's not right, I know..

P.
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sexybomber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 10:57 AM
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54. dammmmn
Think of the kittens, man, think of the kittens!
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 02:47 PM
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55. Has anyone else noticed that their special report is on DU?
My eyes wandered down and to the right.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-03 08:31 PM
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57. I would rather see that than listen to her wretched music...
She and Christina do keep upping the ante for each other, don't they?
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