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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:54 PM
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"Why Hast Thou Forsaken Baby Jesus?"
http://objective.jesussave.us/babyj.html

Be sure to click on lil' Baby Jesus' head.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:57 PM
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1. Dear God that's weird!
Why? Why?? Why??? Ewww, creepy!
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:58 PM
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13. My God that is distrubing
A chilly whisper sets in, calling to you. "Why?"
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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:57 PM
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2. Holy shit!
What a spooky, fucking ad! These people are REALLY sick fucks.
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 02:01 PM
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3. since my local tv evangelist
announced to the audience that I was going to burn in hell, I have no problem admitting that this very peculiar site made me laugh out loud.

:evilgrin:
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 02:02 PM
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4. Gotcha!
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 02:05 PM by Paragon
It's part of a religious parody site! Go here:

http://objective.jesussave.us/index.html

Be sure to click on all the links...and banners, too. Some of the banners go to more parodies (like this one), others link to some scary-weird real religious sites.

Oh - view the "Prayerbook", too. Lots of outraged fundies got fooled, too.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 02:28 PM
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7. I don't think so
It seems too straight-up to be a parody site.

--bkl
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:56 PM
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11. Oh?
June 4, 2003 -- We have moved again. While closely rereading the Statement of Faith of our previous webhost, Cross Spot, we made the sad discovery that they are not firm enough in their opposition to the erroneous doctrine of triclavianism

...

Triclavianists hold that three, and only three, nails were used to affix our Lord Jesus Christ to the cross.


We've been had.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 02:03 PM
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5. Please support our website by visiting the following good...
christian businesses....

It was blank.

And Nelson says...HA-HA.
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 02:19 PM
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6. Here's the direct url
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:35 PM
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8. Baby Jesus looks like he needs his swaddling clothes changed.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:52 PM
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9. He looks constipated
or right the middle of stinking up the place.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:57 PM
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12. Naw, he is at the
it's getting cold and messy phase. GACK!!!!!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 04:53 PM
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10. That's not Jesus
Jesus has blonde hair.
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