can you tell if a band sucks by looking at them?

[ButterflyBlood]

I already had heard them and knew that they sucked, but I actually laughed when I saw this banner.

[disgruntella]

1. "now is the time on sprockets when we dance" n/t

[Ashcroft Kutcher]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHA

I saw these jokes live. The stunk up the place. They are terds

[ButterflyBlood]

5. at least the old keyboardist was pretty hot

the new girl can't compare.

[Ashcroft Kutcher]

8. she might have been a looker but

it didn't make up for how cheesey the band was.

[larryepke]

14. Is it just me...

or does the old keyboardist depicted above look like the daughter on "The Gilmore Girls"?

And I think Lauren Graham is hot!

[CanuckAmok]

3. I find that one member wearing a requisite "kooky" hat is a dead-giveaway

See Slash's tophat, see the Pearl Jam/Creed/Live guy's knitted skull-cap, see anyone wearing a cheesecutter or bowler, or especially a FUCKING JESTER'S HAT (Jaz Coleman's ironic black jester coustume being the sole exception to the rule).

on edit: "Never fear...; the Cosmic Fooooooooool is here!"--Homer Simpson, wearing a jester's hat to blow the minds of the straights.

[Wolfman 11]

7. which guy is wearing a hat?

I thought they all just had really bad hair.

[CanuckAmok]

11. Not this band, but that's my answer to the posted question.

It's how I can generally tell, although this band's "Doctor and the Medics" mowhawk kind of counts as a kooky hat.

[Wolfman 11]

9. what if more than one band member is wearing a hat?

does that automatically mean they suck?



this was an incredible band, but in this picture 60% of them have hats. Have I been wrong all these years in thinking that they were good musicians and songwriters?

[CanuckAmok]

10. Yes. Sorry to have to break it to you. n/t

[larryepke]

15. Yes, but what about...

Mike in the Monkees, who often wore a hat.

Frank Zappa is depicted in the inside of the Hot Rats album cover wearing a bowler.

[Chuckup]

4. Can you tell if a girl sucks by....

WHOOPS..

Couldn't resist :-o

[rucky]

6. Is That Eminem In The Back?

It's like the United Nations of Suck.

[CanuckAmok]

12. I always wondered what ever happened to Eminem... n/t

[Wolfman 11]

13. I heard he got a job at the Wal-Mart in Farmington Hills.

Purely unsubstantiated, though.