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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:22 PM
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The Cryonic Cyber-Dog of all CAPTIONS!!
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 01:23 PM by skip fox


W. is "thinking": "Got it locked. Gonna be smooth sailing from here out. Look at ol' Karl. He's afraid I'm going to bring up my new Homeland Purity Initiative where we check everybody who wants to get a job . . about their religion and politics and stuff. But nobody's forced to do nothing. Only if they wanta work. Course, if they don't work, we ain't got a hell of a lot of use for them. But maybe their daddy had money or they win the lottery . . . Shit. Karl's even waving his finger at me, trying to warn me off. But he won't be mad once he sees how popular it will be received. (W. winks at Karl.) Relax, pal, trust me. It'll be great!"
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:23 PM
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1. The camera hates this man.
:evilgrin:
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yankeeinlouisiana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:32 PM
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2. No, he's just ugly!!
The camera never lies.
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:39 PM
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5. LOL yankeeinlouisiana
Welcom to DU :hi:
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:41 PM
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6. (Psst. I'm another yankee in Louisiana. Lafayette. Down from
Ohio. Hey . . . after 22 years here, I'm really digging it.)
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:44 PM
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16. No, I think photographers hate this man
there are good pictures available every day, but the ones that run are the bad ones... good work, photogs!
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:33 PM
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3. You'd make this face too...
...if Karl Rove just peed in YOUR mouth!
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Wolfman 11 Donating Member (444 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:37 PM
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4. "guess what my fellow Americans..."
"this flag doesn't have 76 stars on it. It only has 73. I counted 'em. If I could find my pen I'd autograph it for ya. Bet it'll be worth a lot someday. Being as how it only has 73 stars but it says 76 on it. Laura thinks it is fabulous."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:43 PM
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7. Hello, wolfman 11, welcome to
DU!

:toast:
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Wolfman 11 Donating Member (444 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:51 PM
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9. thanks
I've been in and out for a couple months now.
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:49 PM
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8. "Ah don't want to hear about body
bags, lost jobs, and health insurance. All in all - it's been a fabulous year for Laura and myself. Dickie, too - boy he sure has raked in a wad of cash...heh heh heh"



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Scaramouche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 02:47 PM
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10. They'll never smell this fart from up here...
Oh, I'll wave it their way...

See, my shit don't stink...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:24 PM
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11. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon
Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:28 PM
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12. You said you wanna see...
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 03:29 PM by TroubleMan
my "senile Regean" imitation? Well there you go, again.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:31 PM
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13. "QUITE You Bubble Headed Boobie, my back is extremely
delicate today, Oh the Pain, the Pain!"

You'd think KKKarl would at least buy the good stuff for the rat! Rotgut Kills!
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:35 PM
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14. W trying to speak through his giggles: no, really, you'll love this one
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 05:38 PM by cosmicdot
... I kill myself sometimes with my great ideas ... what if we make Iraq the first totally corporate state ... we could sell shares and have an annual meeting and stuff for people to vote for the Board and CEO we choose in advance ... man, that'd be great ... we could take some US tax dollars and build a couple of nice stadiums and have pro teams to help the company make money and to create seasonal part-time jobs ... everybody could be a corporate citizen and work for the corporate state ... it would be better than communism ... it's like totally different, isn't it?
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 05:37 PM
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15. Not to worry, if things really get bad Ill pull Osama outta my ass.
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