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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:48 AM
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The Duck-Kicking Hoofer of all CAPTIONS!!


W. is singing, "I'm dancing in the rain, just dancing in the rain, what a notorious feeling, I'm dancing again, no dancing too small, no dancing too tall, I'm telling you I'm adancing, a-dancing in the rain . . ."

Laura is cuts him off: "Listen, Numbnuts, stop the shit or were going into a full week of leash-training. Remember the last time. You used to piss yourself just thinking about it!"
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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:52 AM
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1. How the hell does the President of the United States step in dogshit?
My mother told me not to marry into that dam Bush family
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:55 AM
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2. "Oh Gawd Dang Laura, I just Shat my drawers again! Musta'......
been a bad batch of MD 20/20!"

Laura sez, "You drunken son of a bitch, you'll never learn! Just like your frigging mother!"
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Japhy_Ryder Donating Member (381 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:56 AM
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3. The apes communicate...
using hand gestures and "hooting" calls to one another. Here, they appear to be strategizing together how best to surround their prey. Of course it is next to impossible to understand exactly how they communicate, but science gets us closer to understanding them every day.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 12:26 PM
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14. I knew that dumbya had hooting monkey lips but...
..that's the first time I've ever seen Laura display hers.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 09:57 AM
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4. GEORGE! You don't have to do a sobriety test here!!!
:bounce:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:05 AM
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5. L: you better walk a straight line, mister W: what'd I do this time?
L: for one, suggesting to King Abdullah that playing strip poker was an American hurricane weather tradition ... shall I go on? how about that it was a custom for everyone to sleep in the same bed during hurricanes, saying it meant good luck? where'd that one come from, huh? ... oh, you're are so toast, mister ... don't even get me started on the midnight calls to Knoxville's mayor ...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:15 AM
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7. sweet sweet sweet
:toast:
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:07 AM
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6. "Spread out guys...
if the CIA, Army and UN can't find those WMD, it's damn well up to the First Family to do it!"
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:22 AM
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8. "If I wuz a rich man, yadda dadda dadda, yadda da dee deedie,...
..deedie, doo........ hehe. Git it Laur', "wuz" a rich man?"


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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 11:40 AM
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10. Topol doesn't hold a candle to President Schlomo Bush!
:D
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Peachhead22 Donating Member (798 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:54 AM
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9. Pickles is sayin':
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 10:58 AM by Peachhead22
"George, c'mon. I know you think Dr. Dean is a quack. But you don't have to act like a duck and use that 'daffy duck' voice when you say his name. That's just childish."


<for the record, I definitely do _not_ think Dean is a quack. No flames please.>
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 11:45 AM
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11. Barney: "Cover me, Spot, I'm going to make a break to the left on 3"
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 11:47 AM by Richardo


Spot: "Go with God, my brother. I'll stop short and make that dog-dropping bastard trip over me."
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 11:58 AM
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12. "AAAAAAAAAIR-PLAAAAAAAAAAANE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!" (n/t)
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 12:20 PM
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13. "Dickie and me are a couple of 'Wild and Crazy Guys' would you
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 12:22 PM by Hubert Flottz
like to have sex with us lady?"

Laura, "You ain't had a pu$$y since a pu$$y had you, FOOL!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 01:27 PM
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15. W. is saying: "Aw . . . Barney likes it when I drop-kick him, don't you,
Barney. Really, Laur, he likes it I'm telling you. He's just running away cause he likes to tease is all."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:27 PM
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16. We sigh and wave farewell as daytime's captions
recede into memory, fade, and are swallowed whole
by time's insatiable appetite. Our small sadness
is soon assuaged by the lighting of lamps, a spring night,
and minds that wake, fire up vast circuitries
to bring themselves to diamond clarity
that they might inscribe new captions
on the abyss, the maw that outlasts life, a sweet
sign, at least, of man's faith and ever going forth.



:bounce:
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 03:31 PM
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17. And then RALPH MACHIO did this!!!!
nt
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:00 PM
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18. Laura .... pretend to be the World Trade Center!!
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Wolfman 11 Donating Member (444 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:03 PM
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19. "I look like M.C. Hammer on crack."
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 07:20 PM
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20. Fairly Balanced
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